#procrastinatioooon

[ejzah]

Me: I’ll get right on that.

Three hours later: Well, I did not get right on that, so I will not do it at all.

[calywitsune]

Are you guilty or innocent?

Rules: answer the questions with only “innocent” or “guilty”, with no explanation.

Asked someone to marry you?: Innocent Kissed one of your friends?: Innocent Danced on a table in a bar/tavern?: Innocent Told a lie?: Guilty Had feelings for someone you can’t have?: Guilty Kissed someone of the opposite sex?: Guilty Kissed someone of the same sex?: Guilty Kissed a picture?: Innocent Slept until 5 pm?: Innocent Fallen asleep at work/school?: Guilty Held a snake?: Innocent Been suspended from school?: Innocent Stolen something?: Guilty Done something you regret?: Guilty Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose?: Guilty Caught a snowflake on your tongue?: Guilty Kissed in the rain?: Innocent Sat on a rooftop?: Guilty Sang in the shower?: Guilty Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?: Innocent Slept naked?: Guilty Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?: Innocent Been in a band?: Guilty Shot a gun?: Guilty Donated blood?: Innocent Eaten alligator meat?: Guilty Eaten cheesecake?: Guilty Still loved someone you shouldn’t?: Guilty Have/had a tattoo?: Innocent Been too honest?: Guilty Ruined a surprise?: Guilty Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated so you couldn’t walk after?: Guilty Erased someone from your friends list?: Guilty Dressed in a man’s clothes?: Guilty Dressed in a woman’s clothes?: Guilty Joined a pageant?: Innocent Been told you’re beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?: Guilty Still have communication with your ex?: Innocent Cheated on someone?: Innocent Got totally drunk the night before a big exam?: Innocent Been treated by a total stranger paying your fare?: Innocent Got so angry you cried?: Guilty Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?: Guilty Actually murdered someone?: Innocent Thought about mass murder?: Innocent Actually committed mass murder?: Innocent Rode in a stranger’s vehicle?: Innocent Stalked someone?: Innocent Had a boyfriend?: Innocent Had a girlfriend?: Innocent Been totally drunk on a holiday?: Innocent

[manicmundane]

All I've done is open up a syllabus and I'm already on my phone. Help

[blauneyedgirl]

All that stands between me and being done with college forever is a 16 page research paper on Stravinsky's Agon and it's after midnight and I still can't focus on writing it and I think that sums up my college career quite nicely.

[a-girl-ive-never-seen]

does anyone want to talk?

[merytmut]

Hmm I suppose I should actually wrap my mom and dads christmas presents.

[ddarkbitch-blog]

a new router and seeing the bios get new graphics is something that says, it's gonna be a good day. other than having your bra and underwear match (as said by jenna marbles)

[projectilevomitingrainbows]

Drawing owls instead of studying~