#professionalsquishy

[wily-red-and-galeforce-gold]

Hey Sideswipe? Got any action figures? Red Alert is scared of the toy of him and Soundwave that some anons are showing him and I wanna see what happens if we bring in more.

Sides: “...They’ve literally been making toys of us since the eighties. They sent us scaled up proofs. We get the royalties. He knows this.

“I put ours on our shelf.” =D

[kingasaurusrex]

We Didn’t Start the Fire... Except We Did.

@professional-squishy

“You read my mind, big guy. Let’s go!”

Much better, indeed.

Grimlock was definitely grinning under his mask. He normally disliked having to entertain any of the humans, Carly was only barely tolerated most days, but any excuse to burn shit down was a-ok in his book. He didn’t even pause as he crouched to scoop up the human with more care than most would give him credit for and deposited her on the flat expanse between his shoulder guard and helmet.

“You Thayle tell anyone me Grimlock give you ride, you regret it.”

[primuswhyme]

OOC

#op’s runnin all dainty#while ratchet is about to tackle a motherfucker

Best tags of the night go to @professional-squishy

ILU and you made me snort water.

[miniconrightsactivist]

"Well hello." Thayle kneels by the lone egg at the side of the road, careful not to touch it. "Were you left here for me, or someone else to find? And by who? This isn't Salvos' style," she muses.

Being an egg, it doesn’t have much of a response except for its suspiciously shiny, opalescent finish to gleam in the light. Certainly no verbal response either, as eggs aren’t known to be much of a conversationalist. 

It will just continue to lie there sleepily in its little weedy nest until it is taken into someone’s possession where it will be warm. 

[wily-red-and-galeforce-gold]

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOB!" *holds out a cake that is literally an enormous slab of frozen peanut butter*

He gasps.

Because if there was one thing better than peanut butter.

It was frozen peanut butter snack.

“CAN WE ADD CHOCOLATE?”

[wily-red-and-galeforce-gold]

Red: "Greyface, chemistry can and does frequently involve blowing things up. If you think Sideswipe wouldn't excell at that just because it also involves MATH?? You have never met Sideswipe."

Sides: “Awwwww, Red. You believe in meeeee~”

“…even if it’s just in my capacity for destruction. Still. I’ll take it.”

[wily-red-and-galeforce-gold]

Red Alert: "I hear the two of you are about to do an inadvisable thing."

Sides- :::Depends if it works or not.:::

[wily-red-and-galeforce-gold]

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Thayle: “Sunny that is AMAZING”

Sunny: *Incoherent, low grumbling*