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authors note: i am NOT including cornelius. he may be a grown ass man but just. no. also i have blatant favoritism for dante i have never seen a hotter man in fiction. given the opportunity i would give him another reason to use that wheelchair.
tw: SEX!!!!! slutty hyde, benkei is a loser in love, hentai lover moby
smut under the cut!
dante
he's not a virgin but he isn't that experienced either. only wants to be intimate with the person he is in a relationship with, which is you!! he's a committed man, especially to your happiness.
switch vers, leans towards dominant. willing to be submissive (especially if you want to spoil him for his hard work), but he's made it his mission to know everything that makes you feel good.
his dick is beautiful!! smooth with seemingly handplaced veins, and curving upwards. about average length, but thick, and he prepares you for it gladly (even more than needed). hairwise? he keeps it trimmed short, but there's a significant happy trail.
gets turned on pretty easily actually. you could be wearing normal clothes, but if you stretch and he sees the bare space between your shirt pants? he's bricked. also likes it if you walk in front of him (he's at eye level with your ass). not like you could tell he's horny, his poker face is something else.
as for positions? for penetrative sex, he likes good old cowgirl, or the lotus as he can't really move his lower body, but he can help you ove with his arms. if he's got a good day and his mobility is better, he can go for some spooning as well. it doesn't require him to use his lower body too much.
mmmm another position is 69. he doesn't particularly care for getting oral himself, but he really likes this. his hips twitch involuntarily, making you gag a bit, and he apologizes against your lower lips, before going back to fucking you with his tongue.
also!!! you, sitting on the desk in front of him, and dante going down on you there. arms looped around your hips, keeping you still as he gets his fill. he'll eventually snap out of it when you pull his hair hard enough.
as for his drive? he's passively horny. if you're not nearby or just not in the mood, he will ignore his hard on. rarely masturbates, finding it more satisfying to wait for you. also doesn't break your back that often, he doesn't have that much stamina, and also doesn't want to see you in pain afterwards.
vocal, but not loud. he mutters curse words and praises for you, but they aren't any louder than a whisper.
also curates a sensual playlist to keep as ambiance for the bedroom, and unintentionally pavloved both himself and you to get horny if the songs play anywhere.
aftercare? he keeps wet wipes and a pitcher of cold water closeby, as the two of you wind down. loves cuddling in the afterglow, and if you play with his hair as he rests his head on your chest, he'll fall asleep in record time.
hyde
SLUUUUUUTTT!!!! if you manage to make him fall for you, good luck. he's insane!!!
switch bottom, and likes to be a pillow princess if given the opportunity.
his dick is a bit longer than average, and pierced! he's got a prince albert, in shiny silver-colored steel. he also has pierced nipples, and would let you link a chain between them. his breath hitches if you pull on it a bit :)
gets sugared about every other week. he's a diva who takes care of himself!!
he is irredeemably horny, but goes insane if you boss him around. he spreads his legs wide open if you push him on the couch.
imagine you're trying to get a book from some shelf and he comes up behind you to rut against you and plead for some… help. put him in a cage!!
if you put a chastity cage on him, he calls you a meanie, and lets some crocodile tears fall. when asked if he doesn't want this, he immediately tells you to keep going and maybe be a bit meaner about this.
when alone at home with you, he wears nothing but underwear and a cropped tank top. bends over constantly in an attempt to seduce you.
likes sensory deprivation. that mask he wears on the daily is mesh, and he can see through it. putting an actual blindfold on him would be fun, and also some earmuffs to keep him guessing about what happens next.
acts annoying in public, so that he can ragebait you into immediately spanking him when you get home. ignoring him would actually be a better punishment, as he moans so damn loud when you slap his ass.
likes doggystyle, whether it's him in a collar pounding you, or you pegging the remaining braincells out of him.
aftercare? with how much he wants to get roughed up, you'll have to be the one to take care of him. sips on a hydration drink and offers you some candy, as he turns on some trashy reality show.
nicolas
he's got some good experience! still takes care to lean what you specifically like!!
pleasure dom i think. would let you top him, but usually prefers to do all the work. if you would like to fuck the brains out of him every once in a while though, he wouldn't be opposed.
he's got a pretty average dick, and he trims the hair pretty short. naturally grows a happy trail.
nicholas is quite vanilla! likes positions like missionary because he can see your face clearly, and gets to give you a kiss. also spooning, because he can hug you.
he's not incredibly horny, and is in the mood about twice a week. will take care of your needs though, and probably gets horny as well!
his favorite thing to do after work is to eat dinner with you, then relax on the couch while sneaking kisses every once in a while. it eventually turns into a hot and heavy makeout, with you halfway on his lap. his hands wander down your pants, and you do the same to him.
i think he would get dizzyingly hard if he saw you wearing nothing but his shirt btw. he's a simple man!
also he wouldn't be able to roleplay any medical setting. he takes his job too seriously and it isn't sexy at all. now, if you were to roleplay a masseuse and client? well…
he wouldn't be able to degrade you in any way. like he would feel so bad about it. same with hurting you in any way, spanking or anything else.
nicolas also isn't jealous, but if someone else were to flirt with you? he would pull over on some small road during the drive home and make out with you in the car.
king of aftercare!! i think he's pretty good at massaging himself, so you won't be very sore afterwards. feeds you your favorite sandwich and some fruit, with a hydration drink to regain some electrolytes. while you eat, he prepares a bath where he'll confirm you felt good and that everything's alright.
benkei
he's had some one night stands but damn he sucks!! you'll have to be the one to teach him, actually.
submissive vers… please tell him what to do!! he's way too used to jerking off by himself. he is enthusiastic to learn though, so not all hope is lost!!
average length, but thick. sensitive as hell, especially the veins he has all over. he tries to groom himself as best as possible, but is scared to get cut.
really wants to try 69, but as soon as your mouth was on his dick? he can't focus! poor man loses himself in the feeling of pleasure, snaps out of it for a while and tries to satisfy you, before melting on mattress again.
really wants to take a picture of you sucking his dick, with consent of course. that being said, he only needs a memory and some imagination to get a daydream of you giving him head while he's working. he then excuses himself to take a 15 minute bathroom break, after which he is noticably disheveled and sweaty.
wants you to sit on his face!! he's strong enough!!! you can ride benkei's face like a cowgirl, and he'll thank you for it. when you get up, you can see his face of ecstacy, along with a puddle of cum all over his stomach and softening dick. please do this as often as you can.
would be hesitant at first, but would let you peg him with some convincing. turns out he really likes that, arching his back and moaning too damn loud. passes out for a while if you jerk him off at the same time.
if you give him some photos of you nude or in lingerie, he wouldn't take them anywhere outside of his home. he wouldn't be able to do anything but stare at them and jerk off.
aftercare? i'm afraid it's your responsibility. he gets way too high with pleasure to be able to do anything. he'll make you breakfast as a thank you though.
elias
moderately experienced, and pretty good at what he does.
switch top? yeah… he can rearrange your guts your way or his way. would call you miss or ma'am in a sleazy voice.
a bit shorter length wise, but thick dick energy!! and perchance… a piercing? i'm thinking some double dydoe piercings. he likes it when you run your tongue over them. new stim discovered!
he does not shave! he doesn't have the time or interest, and would like it if you did the same. he wants that 80s porn aesthetic.
elias would usually go for doggy style. it's easy, and it's nice to hammer away without thought. just melting above you, eventually collapsing in a sweaty pile. he doesn't stop though, and continues with flatiron.
a boob connoisseur. small or big, pierced or not, in a sports bra or lace balconette, he's drooling like a dog. sucking on them is foreplay for the both of you, as he gets hard as a rock.
not above finding a closet somewhere private and lifting you up against the wall if either of you feel horny. oh, he came inside and now you have cum running down your leg? just let him do his job and clean it up with his tongue :)
a bit noisy… he keeps it down by biting your shoulder though. licks the toothmarks as an apology. you can mark him up too ;) (please please PLEASE DO IT)
not particularly romantic, but he can set the mood pretty well. a tv show with an uninteresting plot but sensual music plays in the background as he starts to place kisses on your neck and jaw.
aftercare? he's not the best cook, but he'll make some bomb ass fried rice for you. after that, a shower together, which may lead to more freakiness.
moby
VIRGIN!!!!!!!! though he has studied anatomy books and uhhh… videos of a certain kind.
submissive vers. he would like to be dominant, but he has no backbone for it (heh… octopus joke)
he has good stamina, seemingly endless! except that he isn't pleasuring you with his dick, just his tentacles that act as arms. the real thing is significantly shorter and thinner, with a thicker end. even poking it has him leaking like a waterfall. jerking him off only takes like a minute, and leaves him a puddle of slime and various salty liquids.
if given the opportunity, he would very much like to re-enact tentacle hentai. which sounds sexy and fun, except that he keeps on trying to give cringy and corny villainous speeches about having captured the princess while trying to roleplay. it's best to just tune it out and let him have his fun.
really loves a combo of short skirts and heels. he doesn't have legs of his own really, so he keeps subconsciously stroking them with his tentacles. might accidentally go a bit too upwards with them though.
moby is constantly horny. you'll have to prohibit him from watching hentai on your computer because cornelius keeps blocking certain sites from him, as he keeps forgetting to grade papers for his students.
if he's using his tentacle arms, he keeps giggling like a degenerate. if you're actually touching his dick? he can't even speak, only letting out whimpers and loud moans as he tries to keep it together.
i think he's a sap. he wants a family with you, but unfortunately whatever he is, is reproducively incompatible with humans. at least you won't have to worry about birth control.
aftercare? if he used his tentacle arms, he'll take care of you. carrying you to the bath (unfortunately he can't stand warm water) and making sure you're fed and hydrated. if he used his dick? please bring him a bucket of cool water so he can recover. he needs to keep himself slimy after all.
