Bug Bite Misunderstanding
The ghouls think it's a hickey...it's actually just a bug bite.
Featuring: All Houses!!!
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Frostheim
During team dinner...
Jin seems to be in a particularly foul mood. Is it your imagination, or has he been glaring at you?
Kaito and Luca have also been acting weird. Even on the way to Frostheim, they’d been exchanging nervous glances.
Tohma sighs and sets his fork down.
“No one has touched their food…Is something the matter?”
Finally, and as usual, Lucas speaks up first.
“Well, that may be because–”
Kaito covers his friend’s mouth.
“Shhh. This is one of those moments where you keep your mouth shut!”
But Jin raises a hand.
“Let him speak. Say what everyone’s thinking.”
Kaito fidgets in his seat.
“Well...Isn’t that kind of like…her privacy?”
You look around the table in confusion.
“Uhh. What’s going on?”
After a few moments of silence, Jin finally speaks.
“Which house were you with last?”
You blink.
“...Hotarubi?”
Jin stands.
Vagastrom
“Tch. I’ve lost my appetite.”
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5 minutes before the meeting…
The moment Leo sees you, a smirk spreads across his face.
“Well, somebody had fun last night.”
Alan looks around the room. “Who?”
Leo sighs. “Nevermind. Our himbo captain wouldn’t get it.”
Leo takes a seat next to you. Leaning in, ready for the tea.
“So…who is it?”
You tilt your head. “Who is who?”
“Playing innocent, now?”
“Hey,” Alan interrupts. “Quit bothering her.”
Just then, Sho who had been listening walks in.
“Senpai,” He points at the side of his own neck with a knowing grin. “You might want to cover that up. Or we’re gonna have another Clash.”
Jabberwock
You’re confused. Alan’s confused.
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“...Senpai.”
You look at Ren. He looks at the ground.
“...Nevermind.”
He lays his head down on the table and buries his face into his arms.
You’ve felt Haru’s gaze on you since you’ve sat down.
“...Where were you last night?” Haru asks suddenly.
“Huh?”
“N-N-Nevermind. Let’s just start our meeting.”
Towa barges in.
“Dandelion!”
He does his usual hug, rubbing his cheek all over yours. Then notices the mark.
“Bug bite?”
Ren flinches.
“Oooo~” Haru exclaims. “Gahaha! For a second, I thought you–”
Ren sits up immediately.
Sinostra
“Shut up, you clown!”
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“Do you fools not understand what ASAP means–”
Romeo’s eyes widen. He’s looking at you, just not your eyes, that’s for sure.
“Tch. How dare you come here looking like that.”
“Huh? Looking like what?”
Ritsu cuts in.
“Although it may be unprofessional, it does not violate any school regulations.”
You look down at your uniform, wondering if you’ve gotten a button wrong.
The door swings open.
Taiga as usual, saunters in late.
He drops into his seat, takes one look at you and laughs.
“Gyahaha!”
“W-What?”
He lazily points at his neck.
“Come to my room later. I’ll give you another one.”
Hotarubi
“ANOTHER WHAT?!”
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Everyone’s been acting weird this whole meeting.
Zenji keeps fidgeting in his seat. Subaru has been avoiding eye contact with you. Meanwhile, Haku has been looking at you a bit too intently.
Finally, Haku reaches over and touches your neck.
You flinch.
“What are you doing, you lout?!” Zenji blurts.
Haku smiles.
“Just checking.”
You take out your phone and look at your neck.
A red mark. It resembles…something.
“Ack.” You cover it. “It’s not what it looks like.”
“W-We weren’t thinking anything of it.” Subaru says quickly. But he’s terrible at lying.
You laugh nervously.
“It’s probably just a bug bite. It doesn’t even look like a hickey.”
“Yeah, those usually have a different color.”
You squint your eyes.
“And how would you know that?”
Haku scratches his neck. “Should we continue our meeting now?”
Obscuary
“Don’t change the subject!” Zenji protests.
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You were invited to dinner at Obscuary.
“Welcome cutie! Take a seat. Today’s your favorite!”
“Thanks Rui.”
You sit next to Lyca.
Lyca squints at your neck.
“What’s that red thing?”
“What red thing?”
Rui leans over the counter to get a look.
“...Wait.” His eyes widen. “Wait! Wait! Wait!”
Lyca covers his ears. “You’re too loud, you blond gigolo."
“What’s going on?” you ask.
Ed appears out of nowhere, as he usually does.
His cold finger touches the spot on your neck.
“A naughty bug has bit you.”
“...Oh.”
“...Oh.”
“...Oh.”
A moment of silence passes as everybody feels relief for different reasons.
The vampire smirks.
“Though Rui, must’ve thought it was a–”
Rui coughs loudly.
Mortkranken
“Let’s eat now. The soup's gonna get cold. ”
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Yuri pulls on a new pair of gloves.
“I will be starting your inspection–”
He freezes. Then scurries a few steps back.
“What’s wrong?”
“J-J-J-J-Jiro!”
Jiro enters the room.
“What is it, Yuri?”
Yuri points at you with a trembling finger.
“L-Look at that.”
“What?” You instinctively touch your neck. “Has my lily mark spread?”
But Yuri doesn’t answer, instead, he whispers into Jiro’s ear. “I-I-Is it what I think it is? Is it a…a.”
He can’t even finish his sentence.
Jiro steps toward you, takes a good look and asks, “Have you been sexually active recently?”
“What?!”
“If you have, that's important information. It may affect what treatment we give you.”
Dionysia
“N-No, I’m not…active.”
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You enter the meeting room. Immediately, Shion’s up and close in your personal space.
“We’ve been waiting for–”
His eyes trail to your neck. A blaring red mark.
“Hmmm. Is that a–”
Mio clamps his hand over Shions mouth before smiling at you.
“Welcome MC. Take a seat.”
“T-Thank you?”
You’re used to Shion being weird but everyone else is also…
“Is something wrong?” you finally ask a few minutes in.
Elias smiles gently, resting his chin in his palm.
“Perhaps we should clear up the misunderstanding before we begin.”
“And you don’t have to answer if it makes you uncomfortable,” Jo adds quickly.
You tilt your head.
Elias chuckles.
“It seems that everyone is curious about the red mark on your neck.
You take a look at the mirror across the room.
Heat rushes to your face.
“Oh...It’s just a bug bite.”
Everyone lets out a collective sigh.
“A mosquito bite?” Shion pouts. “How boring.”
“Not that there would’ve been anything wrong otherwise,” Jo tries to backtrack.
“Yeah, we wouldn’t have judged you.” Mio adds.
“Yes. No matter what you do, you’re still our inspector.” Elias says.
You bury your face in your hands.
“...Can we get back to the meeting now?”
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