#professorcapybara

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[trashprinxe]

professorcapybara replied to your post:666

I MISS YOU TATER

I LUV U TOT

[clusterflix]

Here’s a Fun Game You Can Play at Home:

Alternative Lives you’d be interested to experience!  (Add your own and pass it on, or just reblog- feel free to tag people whose choices you’re curious about! I included quotes but don’t feel that you have to.)

1. Hot Topic patronizing Scene-Teen in a Colorado Snowboarding Town in the late 90′s and/or early 2000′s. (”Ugh. Skiers. Let’s bail.”) 2. Renaissance Era Mercenary and/or Bard who moonlights as an occasional highwayman. Probably German, but hopefully as well-travelled as one could be at that time. (*dramatic lute playing at an inappropriate moment*) 3. Employee of a carnival/amusement park/roller rink/arcade/pier in the late 70′s and/or early 80′s. Probably a vest-wearer. Hopefully sticking with the job till the place shuts down in the mid 90′s and I’m WAY too old for this (probably a pizza delivery person till death after that). Listens to a lot of Rush and Big Star- later discovers Plumtree and feels that doing so changed their life forever.  (”Why does everyone assume I sell weed??”) 4. Animal Trainer and/or WWF worker or the like who beats up poachers. The point of this one is I want to cuddle with lions. (”Her name is Athena. She likes zebra, cases of fancy feast, and warm hugs.”) 5. Professional Wrestler. I’d probably get cast as a low-level heel, but I’d rather be the comic relief buddy of the big popular good-guy wrestler. Then I’d die in a dramatic and memorable storyline (that’s a thing that can happen in pro wrestling, right?), inspiring the the hero to win against the amazingly ridiculous bad guy, and allowing me to retire and slip into a behind-the-scenes role. (”You gotta do it Bro-Dude! You gotta do it for me... and... for the children!” *dies*) 

[trashprinxe]

Sarah is worth at least 10 potatoe I will fight u on this

[trashprinxe]

I'm doing your flower ask thing cause it looked fun: Daffodil, daisy, peony, and locust. GO

Daffodil:What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?okay so on my second date w funnelcakecocaine​ he SOMEHOW remembered me saying i was stressed a lot in one of the two previous times we’d met so he brought me lavender essential oil all the way from texas (where he had been with his then gf lmao)

Daisy:How old were you when you had your first kiss?15 with my boyfriend Danny

Peony:What's your favorite hot beverage?i mean i have to say coffee

Locust:What was your favorite book as a child?You remember the Animal Ark books. those were my shit.

Send me a flower!

[re-lmayer]

Hi. I saw your post about your mom's vacation, and while I can't personally contribute any finances (recent unemployed college grad) I thought you might be interested in a website my cousin runs called DisneyOnWheels. She's confined to a wheelchair and loves Disney World, so her site is basically all of the wheelchair accessible areas/restaurants/rides at Disney. If you're able to make this trip I hope her site is helpful! Good luck

this  such a fantastic resource! thank you so much for this! ma responded to this herself, if you would like to see the video it's here!