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[oonamiller]

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[abutterflyfree]

It doesn't take any talent to outwork the competition.

Dr. Pierre

[princewalents]

Have you ever looked at your poop? Liars.

[princewalents]

If you go to a grocery store and someone hands you a purple carrot or a white carrot, you'll say 'that's not the color of a carrot'; BUT IT IS, THOUGH,

[princewalents]

One thing you can do- and don't ever do this- is you can get with some of your "friends" and you can shave one of their eyebrows off. This is awesome because when they approach someone and talk to them, the other person will know that something is off, but they won't be able to quite figure out what.

[princewalents]

You have two types of lice. One resides in your eyebrows. Do you know where they are? Crabs. We got them from apes. SOMEONE was having some interspecies sexytime!

[princewalents]

Donuts are FANTASTIC. Probably the best human invention so far.

[princewalents]

They found AL-288-1 and named it Lucy because they were playing a song called Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, which is a very famous song by Pink Floyd