#profreshional tips

[incorrect-splatoon-lore]

𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙀𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂𝙎 𝘾𝙀𝙋𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙊𝙋𝙊𝘿𝙎!

This blog is mostly just to spread funny misinformation! Everything here is complete lies for the sake of just being funny, so just try to go along with it and don't take it too seriously!

#real inkopolis news broadcast <- For fake news

#real leaks <-For fake leaks

#real sunken scrolls <- For incorrect lore

#true character analysis <- For mischaracterising for the sake of the bit

#Real squid research lab development <- for fake game development facts

#Ship slop <- For anything ship related, if you wanna avoid that

#miscellaneous <- For anything that doesn't fall into any other tag but still follows the gimmick

#Real word on the street <- For fake information submitted by asks

#Profreshional tips <- For bad advice for the games

#yume ink <- for asks about yumeshipping and such, incase you wanna profess your undying love for Judd

#crossover real <- For submittions that cross over with other franchises, but are still about splatoon

#Unreality #Joke post <- Both just for clarification sake

#Out of gimmick <- For when the blog isn't following the gimmick

#Suggestive <- If you want to avoid anything leaning towards NSFW

#Mod note <- For… Mod notes!

#Announcements <- For… Announcements…

𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐌𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒!

Any submissions that contain correct lore/information will be dismissed. The more over the top and clearly fake, the better!

Suggestive submissions are allowed, but nothing explicit. What counts as "Explicit" I'll decide on a case by case basis

in addition, any characters that are underage or child-coded are not allowed to have any suggestive submittions

3. You CAN insult in-universe characters in your asks, just not any of the real people behind the franchise.

Inspired by: @incorrect-sonic-lore

Ran by: @mtx-art

[salmonidhell]

Profreshional tips:

1.If things get too intense, use your specials. 2. If everyone except you is splatted, revive them. It doesn’t matter if a Snatcher takes a few eggs, because you can’t win if everyone is splatted. 3. If time is running out, don’t get too stressed, just keep calm, and try to put in the Golden Eggs. 4. If your Special is either the Splashdown or Sting Ray, you’re lucky. Use them efficiently to take out bosses easily, or to revive teammates quickly. 5. During Low Tide, after meeting the quota, you can escape if you want to, so you don’t lose or get splatted. 6. Use long range weapons to take out Stingers and Steelheads safely. 7. Use bombs to revive teammates from a distance.