#ship slop

[mizumono-yam]

do you think v1 is warm and gab is cold and both of them can feel each other so its like gab:

thinking "wow warm, confy..." <- they like it and get all cozy and v1

"oh shi they are like cooling i was almost overheating the cold feels so nice oh hell yeah"

you dont think so? why? dont you have a heart to ship them? did they take that way from you when you where born? they are literally perfect for eachother in every way like they both non binary

[incorrect-splatoon-lore]

𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙀𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂𝙎 𝘾𝙀𝙋𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙊𝙋𝙊𝘿𝙎!

This blog is mostly just to spread funny misinformation! Everything here is complete lies for the sake of just being funny, so just try to go along with it and don't take it too seriously!

#real inkopolis news broadcast <- For fake news

#real leaks <-For fake leaks

#real sunken scrolls <- For incorrect lore

#true character analysis <- For mischaracterising for the sake of the bit

#Real squid research lab development <- for fake game development facts

#Ship slop <- For anything ship related, if you wanna avoid that

#miscellaneous <- For anything that doesn't fall into any other tag but still follows the gimmick

#Real word on the street <- For fake information submitted by asks

#Profreshional tips <- For bad advice for the games

#yume ink <- for asks about yumeshipping and such, incase you wanna profess your undying love for Judd

#crossover real <- For submittions that cross over with other franchises, but are still about splatoon

#Unreality #Joke post <- Both just for clarification sake

#Out of gimmick <- For when the blog isn't following the gimmick

#Suggestive <- If you want to avoid anything leaning towards NSFW

#Mod note <- For… Mod notes!

#Announcements <- For… Announcements…

𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐌𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒!

Any submissions that contain correct lore/information will be dismissed. The more over the top and clearly fake, the better!

Suggestive submissions are allowed, but nothing explicit. What counts as "Explicit" I'll decide on a case by case basis

in addition, any characters that are underage or child-coded are not allowed to have any suggestive submittions

3. You CAN insult in-universe characters in your asks, just not any of the real people behind the franchise.

Inspired by: @incorrect-sonic-lore

Ran by: @mtx-art

[awesomesauceharv]

ok i’ll stop posting slop sowy

[ch40srad1ati0n]

happy early pride month

(Silvatlas)

[hello-stars]

Sometimes I wonder why THOSE beast x ancient mfs get upset when you don’t ship their shit, they’re like those beast x ancient is bad mfs(I ashamedly used to be like that)

Like please enjoy your ship in peace, both beast and ancients are doomed anyway let’s enjoy our slop in peace as they suffer

[incorrect-splatoon-lore]

Defoko has a crush on commander tartar

Did you know?

Defoko has a crush on Commander Tartar

However, Defoko resembles a humanoid, so Tartar is going to put her in a fucking blender

[incorrect-splatoon-lore]

did you know...?

Back before the great turf war Captain Craig Cuttlefish and DJ Octavio Takowasa formed a band named Out of the Blue, catchphrase "Try something new, we're here Out of the Blue!"

Unfortunately they had to disband due to Craig falling in love with a women that was, in fact, not Octavio Takowasa.

Did you know?

Back before the great turf war Captain Craig Cuttlefish and DJ Octavio Takowasa formed a band named Out of the Blue, catchphrase "Try something new, we're here Out of the Blue!"

Unfortunately they had to disband due to Craig falling in love with a women that was, in fact, not Octavio Takowasa.

[incorrect-splatoon-lore]

Diss pair is gay. in fact warabi has boyfriend colored fingertips.

Did you know?

Diss Pair is gay!

In fact, Warabi has boyfriend coloured fingertips.