#programmer joke

[lucere-aeresta]

I just learned that in C++ the function to display exception is what() and I can't help having Bertie's gormless "???????" look and his voice of "what!" whenever I see this.

And I can't help imagining lines like "Bertie handles an exception" (he probably is going to have a hard time tho).

Maybe one day I will write a sci-fi J&W story just I can tell all kinds of programmer jokes.

[lostjared]

This Rust joke encapsulates the basic concept of karma through a simple program that interacts with the user by accepting input and providing output based on the given input. Here's how it aligns with the idea of karma, which often implies that the energy or actions one puts out into the world will come back to them in some form:

Input as Action: The function give() takes user input, representing an action or thought put out into the universe. This act of giving an input parallels the concept of performing an action or harboring a thought in real life.

Output as Reaction: The function get(value: String) then processes this input. If the input is "love," it returns "1," and if the input is "fear," it returns "0." For any other input, it simply returns the input itself. This mechanism is a direct metaphor for karma, where the nature of what you put out—represented here by the specific strings "love" or "fear"—determines what you get back.

Love and Fear as Metaphors: The choice of "love" and "fear" as inputs with specific outputs ("1" for love and "0" for fear) symbolizes the idea that positive actions or thoughts (love) lead to positive outcomes, while negative actions or thoughts (fear) lead to negative or less desirable outcomes. The binary nature of the outputs (1 and 0) can be seen as a nod to the binary outcomes in life: positive or negative, good or bad karma.

Looping Nature: The program's looping nature, prompting the user to continuously enter thoughts and see the karma returned, illustrates the ongoing cycle of actions and consequences, a core tenet of the karma concept. It suggests that for every action (input), there is a reaction (output), and this cycle continues indefinitely.

In essence, this Rust program is a playful representation of the karma concept, using code to illustrate the philosophical idea that the quality of what you put out into the world (your actions, thoughts, or intentions) directly influences what comes back to you.

[starknet-technologies]

[programmingbeast]

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[cuxagz]

[darkmastermindz]

Late February Nights When I Would Code

1: /* you used to call me on my cell phone... 🎶

2: You used to, you used to

3: xD

4: late nights..when I code..

5: and I know that meme thing

6: //you needed my opinion

7: so you'd ask anonymous questions..on tumblr

8: I can't seem to remember you though... */

9: |

10: // This used to be song though is my favorite thing

11: /* Ever since you left the city,

12: You got a reputation for yourself now

13: Everybody knew and I felt left out..

14: Girl you stressed me out.

15: But now it's a story to tell

16: with some girls I've just met a night before */

17: //TODO: finish this...parody song/story.

[jewelbots]

hip hip hooray ! :D