#programming humor

[ubuntu-official]

Programming Languages that would be nice names for a baby girl:

Lua

Perl

That's it I guess.

[systemdeez]

Let's write a C++ program together. I'll start us off.

int main() {

[systemdeez-sucks]

while (true)

{

break;

}

[that-red-bastard]

everytime I see a video talking about OOP with topic more complex than just basic inheritance and polymorphism I weep. My C99 brain can't understand why somebody would subject themselves to this nightmare of abstractions and endless behavioral/design/construction patterns

All I need to do is make my code readable, add a few comments for the "hows and whys" when necessary and free my little memory, C just does the rest by design

I love the ideas of classes but god fucking dammit some people just lost the plot and it became the standard

[biobizarre]

How hard can C++ be

😌

[vexwerewolf]

[thenerdsupply-co]

“IDK” in binary— wear this and wait for someone to ask you what it means and you can say, “I don’t know, it’s in binary.” We suggest you follow this up by walking off while laughing uproariously.

[swhitenights]

My writing practice day, take two! Today, I studied a ton for my semester exams — all about neuroscience and learning disabilities. I’m studying in English too, which feels pretty cool.

Oh, I’ve totally fallen in love with OneNote! It just makes everything so comfortable — taking notes, studying without needing to print out a mountain of essays… it’s a game-changer.

Also… I set my Goodreads challenge for 2025 — 50 books! Yeah! I’m so proud of myself for that.

Lately, I’ve been reading The Diary of a Young Girl in English and Requiem for a Dream in Persian. Such different worlds in one head, haha.

End of the fall semester means I’ve got a ton on my plate with my internship and the final report. Kinda overwhelmed, but hanging in there.

Anyway… don’t know what else to say! Guess that’s enough for today. Bye! Hehe.

5 Dey | Dec 26