#prototrio

[theoriginalpuppetmaster]

im sorry i just love making these

All original artists tagged in the video BUT i'm still tagging you guys bc hehe

@the-angel-of-salvation @immortalwebofdecay @experiment--1006

muahaha

[theoriginalpuppetmaster]

Decided to do some shenanigans and i ALSO will be doing incorrect quotes with the prototrio and other characters. Thanks a lot guys./lh

*The trio getting into the car*

Two: I'm driving.

One, out of view: "Shotgun!"

Three/Web, turning to look at One: "Aww but you had it on the way here-"

Everyone except for Three/Web: "WOAH-"

One, holding a shotgun: "No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*"

Three/Web: "I told Two his ears flush when they lie."

One: "Why?"

Three/Web: "Look."

Three/Web: "HEY TWO! DO YOU LOVE US?!"

Two, covering his ears: "No."

One:

Three/Web: "Heres a fun Christmas idea. We hang a mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it."

Two: "Web. No."

One: "Mistlefoe!"

Two: "Please stop encouraging him."

Three/Web: "I'm having a baby."

One: "Thats grea-"

Three/Web, slamming adoption papers on the table: "Its you. Sign here."

Two: "WHY. Why did you give One a KNIFE?!"

Three/Web: "I apologize. He said he felt unsafe."

Two: "NOW I FEEL UNSAFE."

Three/Web: "Apologies."

Three/Web: "...would you like a knife?"

Two: "NO!"

Three/Web: "Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth now that I can eat?"

Two: "You're a hazard to society."

One: "And a coward. DO TWENTY."

One: "In my defense, I was left unsupervised."

Two: "Wasn't Web with you?"

Three/Web: "In my defense, I was also left unsupervised."

*Two and One sitting in jail together*

One: "So... who should we call?"

Two: "I'd call Web, but I feel safer in jail."

One: *Screams*

Three/Web: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Roscoe: "Should we do something..?"

Two: "No, I want to see who wins this."

Roscoe: "Judging from last time, you know its gonna be One."

Two: "Web still has a fighting chance as long as One doesn't get bitey."

Roscoe: "Fair."

Three/Web, setting down a card: "Ace of spades."

Two, pulling out an Uno card: "4+"

One, pulling out a Pokemon card: "Jolteon, I choose you."

Poppy, trembling: "What are we playing...-"

Three/Web: "HA! 69! You know what that means?"

One: "What-?"

Two: "That you're a child."

Roscoe: "HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ-?!?"

Two: "I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions-?"

Three/Web: "Put spaghetti in it."

Two: "I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you."

One: "Put spaghetti in it."

Two: "I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two."

Roscoe and Poppy, at the same time: "Put spaghetti in it."

Two: "I'm no longer taking suggestions."

Roscoe: "I think we're missing something."

Poppy: "Teamwork?"

Two: "Cohesion?"

One, deadpan: "A general sense of what we're doing?"

Roscoe: "How did none of you hear what I just said..??"

One: "I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours."

Three/Web: "I got distracted about halfway through."

Two: "Ignoring you was a conscious decision."

Roscoe: "Why isn't the statue smirking at me?"

Poppy: "It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it."

Roscoe: "Three of us saw it, Poppy. How do you explain that?"

Poppy: *Points at Two* Sleep deprivation. *Points at One* Paranoia. *Points at Three/Web* Delusional personality disorder.

One: "Is anyone d—"

Three/Web: "Depressed?"

Two: "Drained..?"

Poppy: "Dumb?"

Roscoe: "Disliked?"

One: "-done with their work... what is WRONG with you people..."

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Roscoe: "So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know."

One: "...I did. I broke it-"

Roscoe: "No. No you didn't. Web?"

Three/Web: "Don't look at me. Look at Two."

Two: "What-?? I didn't break it."

Three/Web: "Huh, thats weird. How'd you even know it was broken?"

Two: "Because it's sitting right in front of us... and it's broken."

Three/Web: "Suspicious."

Two: "No it's not!"

Anon 3: "If it matters, probably not, but Poppy was the last one to use it."

Poppy: "LIAR! I don't even drink that stuff!"

Anon 1: "Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?"

Poppy: "I use the wooden stirrers to comb out knots and pin my hair better. Everyone knows that ANON!!"

One: "Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me fix it Roscoe-"

Roscoe: "NO! WHO BROKE IT?!"

Everyone:

Three/Web: "Roscoe... Catnap's been awfully quiet-"

Catnap: "rEALLY?! OH MY PROTO-"

*Everyone starts arguing*

Roscoe, being interviewed: "I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it."

Roscoe: "I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each others throats with warpaint on their faces and Dogdays head on a stick."

Roscoe:

Roscoe: "Good. It was getting a little chummy around here."

And now some one liners from the Prototrio:

One: "I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals."

One, as a human: "You wanna see how hardcore I am?"

One: *punches a wall*

One:

One, starting to tear up: "tAKe mE tO the hOSPitaL."

Web: "If you can't beat em. *does a hairflip with his hat* Dress better than em."

One: "With great power comes a great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."

One: "I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. NOTHING has been proven yet! Stop making assumptions. It's rude."

One, surrounded by a hoard of Miss Delights: "Well well weeelll.... if it isn't my old friend: the dawning realization that a fricked up bad."

One, playing a VR game with a headset the anons gave him: "Y'see, that's the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It's PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset."

One: "BUT— as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games..."

One: "YoU jUsT dOnT gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE!"

Two: "So. Apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress."

Two:

Two: "I'm not gonna admit this to anyone else. If you tell anyone I'm tying you to a stick and hanging you upside down over a pit hole."

Three/Web: "If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand!"

*Lightning strikes Web*

Three/Web: "HA! NICE TRY, JACKASS!! Next time, give it your A-game!!"

*More lightning strikes him*

Three/Web: "ONE TAKE ME TO DOCTOR SAWYER I CANT FEEL MY SPINE—"

Two: "You'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens... but I made a mistake."

Two: "I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than f**k."

Three/Web, as a human: "I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying."

Characters and who they belong to :)

One: ( Me! )

Three/Web: ( @immortalwebofdecay )

Two: ( @experiment--1006 )

Poppy, Roscoe: ( @worldsworstemployee )

Anons: ( You guys )

Catnap: ( literally pick ANY of the MULTITUDE OF CATNAPS WE HAVE- )

[theoriginalpuppetmaster]

OOC FOR THE MUN/MOD!! if- based on the knowledge you have of protos from the protoverse. you could give each of them a song. what song would you give them. it can be any reason too. maybe the song fits their vibe or personality, or maybe they'd listen to it on repeat, or its their anthem. ANY. REASON. OK GO!!!!!

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what the hell. anyways.

PURELY based off what i've seen and what i headcanon-

for the prototrio:

Art: "Between You & Me" from The Nightly Manor, "Always Forever" By Cults... OR Distorted Fate (the whole thing including the choreography) from The Golden One OST

Luci: "Vulture Culture" by Fangclub, and also "Burning Pile" by Mother Mother DO NOT ASK. IM NOT OKAY/lh

Web: "Feel Like A Monster", "Curse Of The Dreamer", and "Mr. Feel" all by John Micheal Howell. Mostly these are based off his lore and also just.. vibes. :3

For the rest of the protoverse:

Oleander: I cant think of anything except for "The Milk Carton" by Madilyn/Elio Mei and "Harpy Hare" by Yaelokre. So. Have at ye with that...

Lycosa: "Be A Friend To Me" from The Nightly Manor. Oh and "Epoch" By Savlonic. I will not be explaining.

Scarv: Giving "Modify" by Lemon Demon, "I Love You Like An Alcoholic" by The Taxpayers, and "Heathens" by Twenty One Pilots. I'm also not explaining this either.

i cant remember if there were anymore... oh also just for funsies

The Joy: both old and new "Careful What You Wish For" by Jack Harris, and "An Unhealthy Obsession" by The Blake Robinson Synthetic Orchestra + Gloom Theory.

yes i know its a lot. guys im really indecisive im sorry i cant assign just ONE SONG. anyways puppet out!

[theoriginalpuppetmaster]

@experiment--1006 @immortalwebofdecay @a-lone-oleander hi guys i made another stupid video-

[theoriginalpuppetmaster]

Poor art...

dude he doesnt wanna go hangout with anyone he needs a NAP