#puppet yaps

[theoriginalpuppetmaster]

okay. So. fixation time-

I LOOOOOVE biology and i've been REALLY thinking about it. Like. REALLY. And I wanted to make a diagram speculating what I think Prototypes anatomy is on the INSIDE with all the gooey viscera and organs and stuff! Its bad. But its also 4am. And I drew this while being spiked on imagination and necessity to GET THIS OUT OF MY HEAD ONTO PAPER. So- TUUUURN AWAY IF YOU DONT LIKE DIAGRAMS OF HUMAN-ISH ANATOMY!!!!

1. Brain

2. Poppy Gel

3. Lungs

4. Heart

5. Liver

6. Stomach

7. Small intestine

8. Kidneys

9. Large intestine

10. Esophagus

11. Voice box (LITERALLY)

NOW. HEAR ME TF OUT. I HEAR Y O U ALL LOUD AND CLEAR "BUUUTTT PUUUUUPPEEEWEEWEWEEETTTTTTT WAAAAH HEE DOESNT NEEDD TO EAAAT WHYD YA GIVE HIM A STOOOOMAACCHHHH?!?!?!" I shall explain.

So my thought process is this, the poppy gel sustains him and gives him energy so he doesn't NEED to eat, BUT, he can eat for pleasure- and if you're a NERD LIKE ME you might be asking yourself "wait how the FRICK does he dispose of the waste produced from eating?" I ALREADY SOLVED THAT! THE POPPY GEL WOULD JUST DISSOLVE THE WASTE PRODUCT FROM CONSUMPTION COMPLETELY ELIMINATING THE NEED FOR A PROPER WASTE SYSTEM! ITS GENIUS!!!

But you also might be wondering. If he doesn't need a waste system why does he have a large and small intestine track? Because- they can further break down the food so the poppy gel can absorb it easier. :3

Some people I've also seen have said he probably doesn't HAVE lungs, but I disagree because honestly- its fun to give him asthma and let him breathe in TOXIC FUMESS THAT MAKE HIM DEELLUUULUUUUUUUUU EHHEHEHEWUAAHWUSHAH and also notice how they are very certainly DEFORMED lungs. Yeah. Thats not good. They aren't full size either sooooo... lmao. Tee hee! 😛

Obviously kidney and liver are very very important for the digestive system as they filter through toxins in blood and food and help with other digestive processes, so- duh. needs those if hes gonna have a stomach.

And I'm pretty sure every living toy has a beating heart because. You need a beating heart to even live. If that heart stops pumpin you stop jumpin baby.

I didn't really draw any of the muscles or veins or arteries or anything bc 1 im lazy and 2 this is mostly a diagram about the ORGANS not the TISSUES. Same thing with the bones it's unnecessary and also I'm pretty sure the only bones he has is the forearm bones, ulna and radius. Which everyone is speculating he stole and grafted onto himself. I can see this being the case but also... what if they're his bones? Hmmmm? YA THINK OF THAT?!

Anyways this is just a stupid tangent I had. I hate biology can't you totally tell (jk that was sarcasm i LOOOOOVE biology) I hope I didn't BORE anyone. I love writing and I love anatomy so much and my favorite thing to do is take fictional characters with unidentified internal anatomy and just- GIVE THEM ACTUAL INSIDES- ITS FUN TO SPECULATE THIS STUFF I SWEAR NO ONE GETS IT-

But regardless, thas all. Bye bye :3

[imagoodtoy]

Lily joking about the HOA is making me laugh so hard bc I feel like that's something she would totally do or never do.

Also I feel like characterizing Lily is really easy, you just need to know the right words and euphemisms to use. Shes a relatively clear character with her behavior, even on a deeper level its easy to understand her and how to use her character to genuinely ramp up the believability and uncomfortableness.

Also headcanon of mine that i feel really works for Lily is that shes bound to very specific rules of play, like when you play with other kids at the playground and you decide to do a game like House or Shop, and assign each other roles like Mom, Dad, Kid, Shopkeep, etc! She has a rigid mindset that keeps her in these boundaries of playing, she likes to assign roles, make rules to follow, and follows them, and gets angry when you break those rules-

like (SPOILERS)

during the game when she forces you to play Red light Green light, shes bound to the rules she made and so are you, breaking those rules and cheating even on accident causes her to get angry and she kills you. As long as you play along and stick to your role, she won't get upset. This happens with kids too, they set up rules for play, and get mad when you (either parent or playmate) don't follow them, even if they don't make the rules clear. Humans crave structure and rules, its just in our nature of being weird meat computers.

Its really fun to think about to be honest, and sorry for yapping I hope I didn't confuse anyone- if you need anything clearing up just feel free to shoot me an ask and I'll try my best to explain better!! Puppet out!

[theoriginalpuppetmaster]

Wow! What a riveting and mature conversation!

Absolutely insane convo i just had below vvv

So. I blocked this dude bc they were HARASSING me. I dealt with it, and was nice to them as much as I could be.

Genuinely this is making me laugh though bc bro. Why are you so mad about how I responded. I think I was REASONABLE about DEFENDING MY CHARACTER WHO IS 10 YEARS OLD FROM WEARING A MAID DRESS WHICH IS USUALLY VIEWED AS SEXUAL.

They hate me? Good, I don't want you on my blog little bro. This is my safe space for me to express my enotions and thoughts through a fictional character, if you're mad? Thats NOT my problem. Just block me. Don't harass me in DMs.

Crazy how people really push the bean soup theory. Honestly.

Also I'm only putting this up because 1 I'm petty, 2 this guy doesn't exactly deserve respect of privacy for what they did (IN MY OPINION), 3 i wanna make yall aware bc this is both funny and also a "dude tf just happened?" kinda scenario. Please don't be like me. Unless the person you're talking to is a jerk. But then again just let it go quietly. I just wanna share this.

[theoriginalpuppetmaster]

I love writing oliver

bc genuinely i can have him act in sooo many different ways and it would make sense for him. even if hes a kid- even if hes repentant-

all that insanity, all that guilt, and all that trauma is not gonna go away in the blink of an eye. he's still struggling mentally with his health, his brain has deteriorated and been molded to this rigid mindset for literal YEARS. thats kinda hard to change in one sitting.

he is trying his best, hes trying to be better, to be good, but hes still imperfect and messes up, he's still a kid behind all that guilt and slaughter, he mimics the adults but that doesn't make him one, he's still very immature. He shows moments of maturity and selflessness but thats what he's learned from YOU guys. From certain interactions he's managed to grow as a person.

Hes still selfish at times, and hes still bossy and in need of being in control, hes learning, and thats okay.

Mayways, I just wanted to yap about that. I love you guys (except for you gross frickers lazing around trying to get your sick kicks from sexualizing a child)

Puppet out!!!

[theoriginalpuppetmaster]

Genuinely convinced that Bluey could soothe and calm down ANY toy. Including any of the prototypes.

Guys do we f with this idea what do yall think

bc bluey is such a good show and so relaxing it was made with both kids and adults in mind

(sorry if you dont wanna be pinged just lmk ill take down your at)

@exp1188-catnap @worldsworstemployee @doctor-sawyer @2520lives-behindthescenes @dxrkhexrtmuses @ms-spider-ludwig @experiment1188 @experiment--1006

also yes i am a bluey fan SUE ME I LIKE IT IT MAKES MY STUPID DEFORMED BRAIN HAPPI.

and no im totally not procrastinating on writing the next ic post... totally... not.

[theoriginalpuppetmaster]

OOC FOR THE MUN/MOD!! if- based on the knowledge you have of protos from the protoverse. you could give each of them a song. what song would you give them. it can be any reason too. maybe the song fits their vibe or personality, or maybe they'd listen to it on repeat, or its their anthem. ANY. REASON. OK GO!!!!!

HOLY GOR DKAVSJE HAVA

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help

what the hell. anyways.

PURELY based off what i've seen and what i headcanon-

for the prototrio:

Art: "Between You & Me" from The Nightly Manor, "Always Forever" By Cults... OR Distorted Fate (the whole thing including the choreography) from The Golden One OST

Luci: "Vulture Culture" by Fangclub, and also "Burning Pile" by Mother Mother DO NOT ASK. IM NOT OKAY/lh

Web: "Feel Like A Monster", "Curse Of The Dreamer", and "Mr. Feel" all by John Micheal Howell. Mostly these are based off his lore and also just.. vibes. :3

For the rest of the protoverse:

Oleander: I cant think of anything except for "The Milk Carton" by Madilyn/Elio Mei and "Harpy Hare" by Yaelokre. So. Have at ye with that...

Lycosa: "Be A Friend To Me" from The Nightly Manor. Oh and "Epoch" By Savlonic. I will not be explaining.

Scarv: Giving "Modify" by Lemon Demon, "I Love You Like An Alcoholic" by The Taxpayers, and "Heathens" by Twenty One Pilots. I'm also not explaining this either.

i cant remember if there were anymore... oh also just for funsies

The Joy: both old and new "Careful What You Wish For" by Jack Harris, and "An Unhealthy Obsession" by The Blake Robinson Synthetic Orchestra + Gloom Theory.

yes i know its a lot. guys im really indecisive im sorry i cant assign just ONE SONG. anyways puppet out!

[theoriginalpuppetmaster]

TERICHO FAN AND NIRAMI FAN??? (/pos)

YESYESYESYESYESSSSSSS HAHAUWHWUAHWUHASJSEGVSKSBSKDKZKKS I STARTED FOLLOWING TERICHO WHEN CH1 CAME OUT I HAVENT WATCHED HIM IN SSSOO LONG BUT I WATCHED HIS 15 THINGS YOU MISSED IN CH5 VIDEO HWHAHA

[theoriginalpuppetmaster]

forgot to clarify this earlier bc i was out and about with barely any wifi BUT

Art would not outright attack Poppy, he's learned the hard way how fragile she is. He would verbally lash out at her, yes, but he would never lay a hand on her, no matter if shes bigger or not.

When it comes to his temper he's not good at controlling it, but he's gotten fairly good at restraining himself. He would never try to hurt others due to a meltdown, he would do his best not to bring harm to anyone, unless he thinks they can take it. Which- he knows Web can take it, Web is an absolute TANK, and a very good sport for taking Arts tantrums head on without fighting back 😭

so yeah, to anyone worried about Poppies' safety- she'll be fine. Physically. Emotionally:.? i'm not too sure...