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Masky: I can’t express how much I hate fucking bees

Toby: Then stop fucking bees??? It’s a really simple solution

Masky: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT

Hoodie: Not after bee movie we don’t

Toby: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Masky: If anyone, and I mean /anyone/, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

Masky: So Toby sneezed earlier and I accidentally said ‘shut the fuck up’ instead of 'bless you’.

Hoodie: How do you accidentally say 'shut the fuck up’?

Masky: Heating device.

Toby: Radiator.

Masky: Five letters.

Toby: Rdatr.

Toby: [ texting tim ] Hey, Tim.

Tim:

Tim: [ knows exactly who he's speaking to ] New phone, Who am I speaking with?

Toby: You use sarcasm to distance people.

Masky: And yet you're still here. Go the hell home.

Masky: Can Toby be trusted?

Toby: *randomly appears in front of Hoodie causing him to fall down the basement stairs*

Masky: Hell no.

Masky: I'm not that bad of a guy.

Toby: You killed my cat.

Hoodie: Tried to kill me.

Kate: You broke my favorite vase.

Toby: You also broke Liu's Hollywood Undead CD collection.

Liu: He did what now?

Masky: You guys left out the part where I broke the TV, Smashed Natalie's car, And tried to set Jane's room on fire.

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