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Old Flame Chapter 9

First off thank you to @prtypooper for this prompt and @tsfrce for supporting me! And all the readers I hope you enjoyed the series! Also to @toc1985 For all the feedback I truly appreciate everyone. So if you can’t already tell this is the last chapter. So I hope y’all enjoy! Thanks again for everyone’s support!

Also I will post a master list in the a.m.!

Warnings: Language!

word count: 2800+

2 years later…

“And now for our Astrology Majors, thankfully this is a short list…” Everyone in the arena laughed, because it was entirely true. There was only about 50 Astrology Majors this winter semester compared to the 300 for the spring graduation. “… Adam Angleman, Terry Arquette, Rachel Baxter…”

“He looks so handsome….” Charlotte whispered in Leah’s ear “…. I can’t believe he pushed and tested and finished with is masters!”

“I know I’m so proud of him. Unf! He does look fucking gorgeous.”

You would swear that Chris heard Leah’s words. Because at that exact moment he turned in his seat with a very evil smirk on his lips and shot her a wink. Leah retaliated by sticking her tongue out at him, and Charlotte joined in with her. Chris laughed and turned back around anxiously waiting for his name to be called. Not just because he was graduating, but because what would come after. He had been patient for two long years, and tonight was the night. He was finally going to ask Leah to marry him. After all the drama with what’s his name. Leah had a mental break down, and explained to him that she needed to go and make sure she was the woman she was portraying to be. Ten Months a trip around the world hundreds of post cards, letters, skype sessions, and phone calls/sex later she was back. And more than ready to be his wife. But he flipped the tables on her and said she would have to wait until he finished school. She respected his wishes of course, but made the next year a kinky hell for him. Sending him nude selfies while he was in class. Leaving him dirty notes in his textbooks. She even went as far as to buy a beautiful rhinestone butt plug. With a cute little note that read “I’ll let you put this in me, on our wedding night.” And stuffed it in his gym bag to find later. Which he got a “rise” out of when he found it.

“Chris! Bro it’s time to go….” Chris had been day dreaming a little too long. “…. You’re going to miss your spot.” Said Louis one of the many friends he made during the last couple of years.

“The hell I’m not!”

“Louis Elgert” said the dean of the Astrology department beckoning Louis to join him and accepted his diploma.

Before he could Chris leaned in and whispered in his ear before he made it on stage.

“Elgert Elgert bo Gelgert, banana fanna fo felgert fe fi fo felgert Elgert!”

Louis turned back around and cocked an eyebrow at Chris. “You are just as bad as my wife before we got married dude.”

“I knew she was a cool chick when I saw her.”

“Whatever bro I’ll see you on the other side.”

Louis walked up the stairs shook the dean’s hand and posed for his picture. After he was done and had walked off the stage he smiled and looked at Chris.

“Chris Evans”

As Chris walked across the stage he expected a few hoots and hollers but when the whole place erupted, and everyone held up there team cap sign it brought him to tears. He was even more surprised to see that there was one Team Iron Man poster that was being waived by none other than RDJ himself. He was the most rambunctious out of everyone. Screaming and hollering Chris couldn’t control the laugh and happy tears that flowed from his eyes. It took about a whole minute before the dean took control over the auditorium again. Once the auditorium settled, the ceremony went on for about another hour. After the graduates left it took Leah, Charlotte, and Chris’s family about half an hour of the arena. It held 50,000 people and it looked like a full house. One out of the arena it wasn’t hard to find Chris. He was surrounded by fans, and classmates, teachers, and well-wishers. Lisa was the first to push her way through and hug her soon. Biggest bear hug ever! Then his brother, and sisters followed suit. Leah stayed behind and had to capture that family photo waiting to happen. Then the ever so popular RDJ pushed in and joined the hug. He and Chris talked for a while and the fam started to get antsy. Finally Lisa told Chris that they would meet him back at the house. Whatever Chris and Robert were talking about looked serious so Leah followed suit and just let them have there “guy time”. Once everyone and by everyone I mean everyone but Chris of course made it back to the Evans house the party was underway. Chris had finally arrived about an hour later. Apologizing for his tardiness and not surprised that the party started without him. He walked around greeting everyone only having a moment to kiss Leah hello before some of the guys pulled him into the backyard for whatever guys do back there.

It was about 12am before the party started to die down. Carly and her family had left around 10, and Charlotte and Tony had just left. Along with other family but Chris and his boys where still out back just talking. Leah had decided to make herself useful and started to help Lisa clean up. She grabbed some dirty plates and took them to the kitchen where Lisa was washing dishes the old fashion way by hand. “So what do you think they are talking about?”

“Sweetheart I don’t know, but apparently boys talk about everything.”

Leah had a horrified look on her face.

“Yep I made that same look when my husband told me that as well.”

Leah loved talking to Lisa there conversation carried on till about one then Lisa decided it was time for her to turn in.

“Well I guess.. Wait where did they go?”

“The property goes back a little ways they’re probably at the lake.”

“Well I guess tell Chris I will talk to him tomorrow. I’m pooped and have an 8am conference call in the morning.”

“Yuck”

“I know right!”

The two ladies exchanged good nights and hugs. Lisa walked Leah to her car to make sure she got off okay. Leah was completely exhausted when she got home. A lot more exhausted then she thought she was. She barely made it to the shower, let alone to the bed. But she did as soon as she got comfortable and almost to sleep her phone dinged. It was a text message from Chris.

C. Hey where did you go??? I wasn’t done talking to you. Scratch that I didn’t even get to talk to you tonight!

Leah barely managed to pull herself up and get her eyes open to read and respond to his text.

L. Well you and the guys talked all night lol. I talked to everyone inside twice. I even helped your mom with the dishes. This was before her and I sat down and had our own convo. It’s not like you won’t ever see me again ;-).

C. But I wanted to see you tonight.

L. I will see you tomorrow love.

C. But I had something I wanted to ask you.

L. Ask

C. I’M NOT GOING TO ASK YOU OVER A TEXT!!

L. LMAO Fine! Be like that then. You will just have to wait until tomorrow.

C. UGHHH I don’t want to wait that long.

L. It’s only another 6 hours!

C. Still to long

L. Fine then. Look babe I love you, and as much as I enjoy our banter, I’m fucking exhausted. I’ll call you tomorrow.

C. So you’re just going to go to sleep on me?

L. Yep

C. What are you wearing?

L. I’m way too tired to play this game.

C. Just tell me already. What are you wearing?

L. My glasses

C. And?

L. And?

C. And what else are you wearing?

L. I tired look on my face,

C. Clothes wise Lei.

L. I already told you I’m wearing my glasses.

C. Why you gotta do that to me?

L. Good Night Christopher!

C. Lol good night Mrs. Evans?

L. lol yes?

C. No I’m asking.

L. Asking me what??

C. For you to be Mrs. Evans.

L. I already told Scott he is way too high maintenance for me to be his Mr. Evans.

C. Lol First off I think he would be the Mr. in that situation.

L. I told you I was tired! Bite me!

C. I would rather marry you first. Then I could leave all the bite marks, and ass bruises I wanted to yum!

L. Lol not really. My boss is already observing me way too much. The last thing I need is for her to point out any bite marks.

C. Leilani I love you.

L. I love you too! But I’m officially going to sleep now, nighty night Mr. Evans.

Although he wasn’t satisfied with her answer. Chris decided he would wait until the morning. Well later on in the morning anyway to correctly propose to his girl.

Leah woke up the next morning to the smell of coffee. She figured she actually remembered to set the automatic coffee maker. So she signed on her to her conference call as per usual. She thought nothing of it until half way through her conference call she smelled waffles and sausage and eggs oh my. “Really?” she thought. “The wizard of Oz still? How old am I?” But she was absolutely starving. So she put her phone on mute and commenced to get ready. Twenty minutes later and with finished makeup and conference call. Leah walked out to see rose petals lining the short hallway. And little I love you sticky notes on the wall. Along with the beautiful aroma of food she could also smell her favorite bath and body works candle mixtures. Fiji White Sands and Georgia Peach. After Leah regained control of her senses she continued to walk down the hallway and greet the amazing man that she knew was making her breakfast. Only when she made it to the kitchen the person who was cooking breakfast wasn’t who she thought it was at all. Low and behold it was Mark. Leah’s smile dropped and her blood started to boil. She was absolutely seething. How dare he come into her home unannounced and uninvited. He turned to look at her with a friendly smile and she was not about to put up with this.

“Well hello beautiful you look ravishing this morning.” He said it so perkily. And to top it all off he was in his robe LIKE HE FUCKING BELONGED THERE OR SOMETHING????

“What the FUCK are you doing here?”

“Trying to win my wife back that’s all.” With another cheerful disposition.

“Get the fuck out of my house.”

“Oh sweetheart…” Mark chuckled and moved around the island to Leah. Which she quickly stepped on the other side of to avoid him. “…this is not your home. Back at the house with me is your home. I’ve let you do this I’m mad at my husband, I’m gonna divorce his ass, and get back with my ex bullshit for two years now. And quite frankly I’m done with the games. You have taught me my lesson. So why don’t you come home so we can have all that make up sex I owe you huh?”

“Da FUCK?”

“The not da my love.”

“My apologies are you THE FUCK DELUSIONAL? I’m not coming back to or with you. We are over! I’m not Mrs. Shell anymore.”

“Neither are you Mrs. Evans…” Mark gestured to her ring less ring finger. “…So my dear my sweet, sweet piece of milk chocolate you are still fair game.”

“THE HELL I’M NOT! THIS IS OVER WE ARE OVER! WHY CANT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!!!”

Chris was on his way to surprise Leah or Leilani because he liked to use her full name. And take her out to breakfast. He kind of felt bad for ghosting her the previous night of his graduation party. So he brought her favorite flower an ocean breeze orchid. He had made it to her door when he heard all the yelling going on inside the house. He could only make out bits and pieces of the conversation. But he knew he had to get in there so he used the key Lei had gave him, and almost cried when he walked in and saw her and Mark in there robes. Leah caught site of Chris and immediately told him the sitch.

“Baby this truly isn’t what it looks like.”

“Oh yes it is! I’m taking her back cap, and there is nothing you can do about it.”

“Get out Mark or I’m calling the police!” Leah was about to break him.

“And what are you going to tell them? That you’re kicking your husband out because he found out about your booty call? Ha! I don’t think so. As far as I’m concerned.”

“Which is not far at all!” Leah interrupted “Chris baby please believe me I woke up to this shit I would never ever cheat on you.”

Chris looked into Leah’s eyes and knew she was telling the truth. So his expression soften towards her. He placed a hand on her cheek to guide her lips up to his. He placed a slow soothing kiss on her lips and whispered to her in French.

“Je sais que vous ne serait pas mon amour. Je te fais confiance complètement, mais je ne peux plus mettre en place avec ses conneries.”

And got down on his knee and asked her “Leilani Ebony Thomas. Will you marry me?”

“HELL YES I WILL.”

“NO THE FUCK YOU WON’T! I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO MARRY THAT WASHED OUT ACTOR!! IT’S ME OR NO ONE.”

Chris ever so calmly stood up kissed his new fiancé and walked over to Mark and said.

“Get out of my fiancés house. Or I’ll throw you out.”

“You won’t lay a fucking hand on me you piece of Hollywood trash!”

“Oh you think so? Would you like to try me?”

Leilani took the hint and went to open up the front door for him. Mark looked at Chris and then Leah and decided that Chris would definitely kick his ass and bowed out. But before he left he tried to grab Leah’s face to kiss her and she slapped the piss out of him for it. Apparently the argument they were having was a little too loud. Because a small crowd had gathered outside in the hallway, and ouus happened as soon as Leah’s hand made contact with Marks face. Mark embarrassed and defeated ran to the elevator and flipped the couple off as he stepped in. He yelled at Leah as the door closed. “Don’t come crying to me when he dumps your fat ass!”

“Don’t worry I won’t!”

Cheers and hazahs where heard throughout the crowd. Yep you read that right Hazahs like from medieval times. After the crowd died down Leah looked at her new fiancé.

“Nice slap your hand must itch like a bitch with fleas right now.”

“Thank you for that oh so vivid analogy and for standing by me.”

“Of Course you are going to be my wife. I have to be able to trust you and I do. With my life.

“I love you too.”

Another kiss is shared between the two

“Now, soon to be Mrs. Evans are you ready to plan a wedding?”

“What the hell do you mean plan? Thanks to Pinterest I planned our wedding 2 years ago. I was just waiting for you!”

A gut busting belly laugh rumbled out of Chris. “Well I think that’s going to hurt Charlottes and my mom’s feelings. Including mine! I wanted to plan with you.” He said with a smile on his face.

“Well your mom and Charlotte already know about the wedding board. Hell they created most of it. But I know a few ways that I can make it up to you.”

“Does one of them involve me relieving you of that robe of yours?”

Leilani said nothing just smiled and turned to walk towards the bedroom. And before she got to the door she dropped her robe for him. And before she could tease him anymore he had scooped her up and proceeded into the bedroom and kicked the door closed. Which is where they stayed for many, many hours. You could hear Leah giggling through the door and singing. My old flame.

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