( i think there’s still a text thread going on but i digress… )
( text. ) i think one of the kids took the ashtray and put it under the couch cushion… it’s a fucking mess ( text. ) can’t tell who it is cause amaris is starting to get into shit too. i’m gonna have to install extra babyproofing locks soon ( text. ) and while you’re there you can tell my fucking drummer that he still has another job to do and if he doesn’t message back the band chat i’m gonna come there myself later and strangle the fuck out of him ( text. ) and if he says he’d like it, KICK HIM ( text. ) hahaha wait can you reach his crotch with your knee??? he’s so tall ( text. ) sorry that was funny ( text. ) think it’s easier for you to bend to meet mine than my lips. xxx ( text. ) that’s not an invitation to send nude
[ text. ] I think it was Soomi. I saw her stumbling with something and she threw it somewhere when I used my mama voice to tell her she needs to stop pissing around. [ text. ] Or both of them. It would be a nightmare if those two had begun conspiring and becoming a reckless duo. [ text. ] I don’t think he listens to me that much... But I could give it a try and smack some sense into him. Like literally. Does he enjoy pain? I wonder what it is exactly that I’m supposed to deal with those who enjoy pain.... [ text. ] Please stop making fun of my height. You know very well that I could bust both of his kneecaps. I still have the gun somewhere afterall.... Now I’m tempted. [ text. ] It is. And it drives you crazy which is better. [ text. ] Nothing more satisfying than watching you squirm. Which, in that case. [ text. ] [ image attached. ] { text. } How’s work, baby? x
