#psat2017

[i-am-an-oven]

reblog if this is ur ex husband

[buzzfeed]

Do NoT pOsT aBoUt ThE PsAt On ThE iNtErNet.

[trans-sorcerer]

👏STOP 👏 THE👏 STIGMA👏 AGAINST👏 PEOPLE👏WHO👏 NEED👏 A👏 CALCULATOR👏 ON👏 THE👏 READING👏 SECTION👏

[siruberjordan-blog]

I'm a senior and this is what I've managed to figure out about the PSAT based on the memes:

- Some old guy probably died from a battle wound - Making kids clean their rooms kills their creativity - "date a girl who gently but thoroughly rattles your tomato flowers with cheap electric toothbrushes" - Tomato???? - Nice guys™ who own bookstores prefer classy women over narrators - Metal rods heated to 93 degrees Fahrenheit spearing people - Shrimp husband - Sea grass x clam is a new ship - Things to do with ping pong balls in a messy room (don't google that) - FUCK THE CLAM UP

[kt-the-cat-blog]

When a book store has stupid toys and dust everywhere but it’s just like you because your shrimp of a husband left you

[auncle-friend]

other girls: Hard skinned, too sweet, can still ripen after being picked, lacking in well scented pheromones

me: soft skinned, home grown, perfect balance of pheromones and sugar, can be found at a farmers market

[zimmcrdown]

I T ‘ S  T I M E

[disassembledpanda]

you: daddy

me, an intellectual: shrimp husband