#psychological profiles

[heliosmou]

The Lizard Conspiracies

Lizards When an individual prefers isolation instead of human companionship, and has had extensive experience avoiding his species (more than a decade, at least) begins cultivating gardens that yield exotic fruits, specimens and discoveries, such as alien lizards — at least in their neck of the woods — and these lizards are so advanced and clever that they use human shells as camouflage, which…

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[justadream27]

When you gotta do an entire psychological profile on your friend to understand why they’re being shitty to you ✌️✌️

[revenirr]

[porterdavis]

Apply Magic Sauce - Prediction API -

Apply Magic Sauce translates individuals' digital footprints into psychological profiles. It generates a Big Five Personality Profile, prediction of age, gender, sexual, religion and politics preferences.

Did you see Her? This is where it begins...

[maximumdemigodishness-blog]

Funny Moments. Ask someone mysterious questions, and then record every answer muttering something about 'psychological profiles'.

Ask someone mysterious questions, and then record every answer muttering something about 'psychological profiles'.

Travis and Connor Stoll walked away from the Ares cabin, giggling over their latest prank. They had somehow managed to glue all the beds together vertically. After fighting over who would get to sleep on the stack of beds, the cabin had decided to try ripping them apart. Let's just say, none of them would be sleeping on a bed for a while.

"Hey, Travis, Connor." Percy stopped jogging to walk next to them.

"Hi Percy," they both replied in unison.

"Do you guys do that a lot?" Percy asked, opening a notebook.

"Do what?" they asked.

"That! The whole talking at the same time thing," he took a pencil out of his pocket.

"Not really," Travis said.

"All the time," Connor grinned.

"What are you talking about? We never do that!" Travis stared at his brother.

"What are you talking about? We always do that!" Connor stared right back.

While the two argued, Percy took notes in his notebook, nodding at every sentence the two boys said. When the two had finally reached an agreement Percy spoke. "I see. So would you consider yourselves to be similar?"

"Nah," Travis replied. "I got the good looks and the brains, and Connor got everything else."

"What is that supposed to mean?" Connor looked offended.

"I think you know." At Travis' comment Percy scribbled something in his notebook and mentioned something like 'psychological profiles'.

"Before you guys argue again, which is getting very annoying might I add, I have one question to ask you," Percy coughed while glancing at the words written on his hand. "What activities would you say, uh, deeply nourish you?"

"What does that mean?" Connor had a blank face.

"Who says 'nourish'?" Travis' face looked similar to his brother's.

"You guys are supposed to answer the question, not ask me more!" Percy looked mad for a second before jotting some more notes down.

"Wait a second…" Connor just realized that everything Percy was doing seemed familiar.

"You're not asking us mysterious questions then recording everything we say for our psychological profiles?" Travis asked, narrowing his eyes.

"Uhh…" Percy searched his brain for an answer. Abort! Abort!

"You are!" The brothers took a step towards Percy.

"I don't know what you're talking about! Is that Annabeth calling me? I got to go!" Percy turned around and ran away.

Mission failed.

[workdaywow-blog]

How to Tick People Off

Reply to everything someone says with "That's what YOU think."

Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about psychological profiles...

Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and CC them to your boss.

Leave the copier machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.