Adventures of a Debate Nerd (Part 2)
Coach: Okay guys after the tournament where do you guys want to eat
Debate Teammate 3: I hate IHOP and Village In. As a vegan I can't eat anything there
Debate Teammate 1: I don't like Pho it's too ethnic
Me: It seems nothing cool will be open by the time we get out. (Also I don't want to be the one that decides this.)
Coach: Well I guess the choice is Olive Garden.
*Collectively sighs*
Me: Okay I'll call them for the 8th time this year
Me: Hey Coach! When's the next meeting? Is it this Friday?
Coach: God no, I can't take so much of you in one week.
Me: Debate camp has only been 5 days with a weekend in between
Coach: Well see you in 3 weeks!
Me: *Studying furiously at a debate tournament*
Coach: Stop studying, you shouldn't be studying, you should be prepping
Me: But I've got a lot of homework
Coach: Well no wonder why you lose.
Me: Can I do LD debate this year?
Coach: No you're not good enough.
Me: Then who are you going to partner me with?
Coach: This new guy because you guys are both on the same level and because you were nice to him during practice.
Me: UGHHHHH
Me: At some point, I'm going to get kicked off the team for sucking so much.
