#puntastical

[hackurei]

this is the first thing that came up when i searched touhou puns so

Ayyy-a

What a Shame-imaru that you don’t know Touhou very well

I give it a Ten-gu out of ten

[danaeanceso-blog]

My puntastic humor knows no limits apparently! Lol!!! #humor #puns #iampunny #puntastic #puntastical #hahaha #lol #instagood #starwars #nerdforlife https://www.instagram.com/danaeanceso/p/BrT3-4zh7Uz/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=w64758oua3oe

[hackurei]

Do u really want to be PUNished like this

Ahaha, very punny.If I’m to be pun-ished, then i shall be hung,So that i may -joke- to death when my neck snaps.Nah, thats just some -gallows- humor for you.

[justarobotickay]

Pun time!

What do you call queer puns?

Lesbi-puns!

At least when they are coming from this gal. They can also go by bi-puns, pan-puns, and a whole other plethora of punny friends to be politically correct.

I really need to stop drinking this soda.

[lunchboxnote]

A man worked in a car-repair shop. He retired.

[irrelevantpiratelaughter]

I had surgery on my butt today and while I was getting put to sleep I told the doctor he was a pAIN IN MY ASS AND I'M LAUGHING SO HAR RIGHT NOW

[alexgnauden]

IM PUN-TASTIC TODAY!!!!

bahahahaha!

"ooohhhh... those boots... NO NO! they will not persuede ME!!!"

OH, HOHOHO! 

[sashaforthewin]

I love a good pun-off

W: *picture of a Koi* S: Stop being koi with me W: What are you carping about? S: Nothing, the picture just struck me as fishy. W: Now you're just baiting me. S: Man, I am really floundering for a defense here. W: Don't worry, I'm sure my temporary victory is just a fluke S: You've got me hooked. W: I can't seem to kelp myself S: Why you all up in my krill? W: I'm doing it for the halibut S: Let's stop this feud, I do not want to make anemone of you. W: You're right, the whole thing feels porpoisless. S: You might've jumped the shark with that one.