#pupdozer

[sillygoofymode]

Various wacky mario enemy redesigns!!! Super happy with all of these :)

(also yes i know technically birdo isn't an enemy anymore but fuck u)

[everymariogalaxy]

dont look....down?

65/91- Flipsville Galaxy

[weirdmarioenemies]

Name: Glamdozer

Debut: Super Mario Galaxy 2

Wow! I don’t know what this thing is, but it sure is glam! That’s Teen Lingo for glamorous, and boy, does it apply to... this! 

Well... it’s probably a female. As we all know, only females of all species have eyelashes! But other than that, is she like... a dinosaur? Who knows! She’s just a nondistinct, colourful fat thing. That’s the best kind of fictional species!

Actually, Glamdozer is a larger version of these common baddies found in Flipsville Galaxy, called Pupdozers. They’re quite cute, don’t you think? And a lot more reptilian... they don’t look like Glamdozer at all! Clearly, Glamdozer is a predator who developed front-facing eyes. 

But they both have one thing in common: a big squishy belly! A very clear weak point! They really should know better than to hang out around space manholes that can be flipped from either side... In fact, Glamdozer is just taking a nice nap on top of one before Mario disturbs her beauty rest! So rude! Sure, she’s got a bit of a temper, but who’s really in the wrong here?