I must not hate read, hate reading is the mind killer, I need not hate read COS I ALREADY KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE GOING TO SAY they're just that fucking predictable. They aren't even trying to hide the agenda, the plan, if Astrid doesn't end up becoming chief in the live action now,I'll be positively socked. It isn't going to make "a lot of people mad" it would make anyone with half a decent brain mad and it's already made me mad, the hardcore fans ourselves have outright rejected the notion of Astrid becoming chief and I'm glad redundancy and post modernist shallowness is mostly still unacceptable. "It's so worth it", iTs sO wORtH ItT did they not even pay fucking attention to the og httyd 2? HOW? HOW is removing the entire point and arc of Hiccup,THE MAIN CHARACTER from the film and giving it to a side character SOOO great , how , how does it even work. The whole pint of the filmm- ju- ohh get to fuck.
I'm so angry i had to stop and eat a chocolate while typing this
Please for the love of God explain to me how is Astrid getting the chiftenship any better than Hiccup getting it huh, what makes it "so worth it". Oh I fucking know their logic, it's because "OH WOMAN, WE MUST WOMAN THE WOMAN, COS HAVING A V*GI*A MAKES IT SOOO IMPORTANT" Is this...that...kind of journalists idea of feminism? Disregarding all previous nuance and purpose of Astrid at the expanse of Hiccup. Yeah newsflash idiots, elevating a character, especially due to a superficial characteristics of theirs, doesn't work when that elevation is done by downgrading, putting down all others, it's shallow, it's naive and so.damn.overdone
Hiccup's whole arc is about accepting responsibility, how is giving that arc to an already responsible person make any sense
They just want brownie points with the activist mob so much they haven't even seen the original fucking film EVIDENTLY
Ugghh, and it's not even ragebait and still I'm so angry
And before any smart person out there tried to strawman my argument, No I don't hate Astrid, she top 3 favourite fictional characters for me , but I understand her, her purpose and the value her being who she was on the original brought to Hiccup and those movies. @tillythemenace has voiced all of this more calmly than I have, and since the whole point of all the hate of this post is something something "redundancy", I suggest you go check out her posts on the subject.
And why is everything capitalized wrong in the article title????












