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what is real, will prosper

[artbytesslyn]

i made a gif to celebrate mcree’s 100th birthday

[jse-egopocalypse]

spell your username without using the letters in your name

mine is ptipi

[reverseblackholeofwords]

vsbkhfwds - it’s a nice little key smash actually

[huffle-dork]

Hffdok it’s like the license plate version XD

[doodle-egg-noodle-deactivated20]

doodl gg noodl

all it did was take out the ‘e’s

[jellyfishdooter]

Jyfsdoodr

Lmaooo

[tracobuttons]

Hfftrax

Nice!

[nvcl347]

clrsgrbomb

[improvmom24-deactivated20200830]

thptcctr

[darkmagic-sweetheart]

dkmgsweee- it’s like I abbreviated it and then added in a funny sound affect for kicks.

[avariea]

Vie hmmm i could live with this

[weirdie-beardie]

wirdi-brdi

[artbytesslyn]

A

[ocupod]

upd

[whitepeopletwitter]

All better

[overmemewatch]

[sith-mercy]

Ive never related to something so much.

[whitepeopletwitter]

Honestly though…

[megaswagzombie]

eh tu, zenyatta?

[beep-boop-bitch]

Isn’t it “e tu”

[megaswagzombie]

i don’t speak swahili bastion

[beep-boop-bitch]

Bitch it’s Latin

[megaswagzombie]

what the fuck is aladdin

[yourb1tterangel]

Are you telling me this edgelord doesn’t know Latin? That’s miraculous.

[megaswagzombie]

Quid in irrumabo iustus fucking tu de me dicis, non parum canis! Ego pol illum non nosti lectus summo genere meo in classe signaculis et audivi Ego numerosis iam involved in secretum incursiones in Al-Quaeda, et confirmati sunt super CCC necat. Ego sum exercitatus sum et in bellica orci pellentesque in summo totius US milites. Nihil autem iustus es mihi alium scopum. Extergimus in vos et irrumabo cum praecisione et similia, quae numquam visa sunt ante hac Tellure, pone cor meum fucking verba. Vos can adepto vestri puto stercore ad me dicens evacuandam de Internet? Atqui putate: fututor. Contactus network of secretum meum mihi loqui sicut et nos exploratores trans USA et quod rectum est IP nunc et para te ad melius tempestas, vermibus. Delet enim dicis misellus tempestate paulum tuis. Vestri ‘stupri mortuis malit haedo. Possum quoquam quisquam et interficiat vos septem centum et ultricies nuda manu. Non solum late exercitati in armis sum infligere possunt, sed in integrum arma Civitatibus Foederatis Americae accessum habemus Marine et uti suum plenum vestra extergimus in quantum miseri solitarius in facie continere non parum stercore. Si enim tantum potuerunt tibi retributionem tuam parum sciatur quid commune dixeris “callidus” comment erat deducere in vobis, maybe vos vestra fuisset fucking lingua tenebatur. Sed tu poterat, non vobis, nunc autem et tibi solvente pretium, goddamn te stultus. Omnia ira super vos et cacas in obstrepit. Vestri ‘stupri mortuis kiddo.

[yourb1tterangel]

You used a translation app, didn’t you, Gabriel?

[megaswagzombie]

shut your fuck angela

[botanyshitposts]

I planted some saguaro seeds about a week ago. Who woukda thunk that such large lads start out so smol. (submitted @nolayelde)

this speaks for itself when paired with a pic of the grown plant for scale:

they usually live to be 150+ years old. cutting one down in Arizona, where they’re native, is a felony with a maximum 9 months in prison. 

in my brief wikipedia exploration to find out how old they could be for this ask i found out that there was a dude in 1982 who was vandalizing one (which is also highly illegal) by shooting at it and then poking at it, and not only did the 500 pound arm of the cactus he was shooting at fall on top of him, but the actual trunk of the cactus then also proceeded to fall on him. he died. smited by the cactus gods for his transgressions 

[nolayelde]

There was one we had in our backyard that fell on our fence and buckled the steel bar. When the guy came by to take it away he sliced into roughly foot long segments and we kept one. It was really cool in the inside, also the chlorophyll is on the inside. My mom turned the outer layer into a lampshade

Sorry it’s dusty lmao no idea how to clean it

[botanyshitposts]

i…………..idk how to react to this but this is definitely an item i wasn’t expecting 

[devipotato]

here’s another fun fact about saguaro cactuses (or cacti - both are fine!): when they die, the flesh on them erodes away and leaves these really cool wood-like structures

they’re called bones. these are cactus bones

[botanyshitposts]

……oh

[ocupod]

cactus have bones

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

tony, calling at 3am: but can you stick to a non-stick pan

peter: mr stark 🅱️lease let me rest

peter: *sprinting to the kitchen as soon as he hangs up*

[eldritch-crone-deactivated20210]

It’s CANON.

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

For the first time since 1941, anthrax has hit Western Siberia, with 1,500 reindeer dying and 13 Yamal nomads being hospitalized including 4 children.

This is because unusually high temperatures (it’s 10 degrees Fahrenheit higher than normal) have melted permafrost containing the corpse of a reindeer that died of the bacteria 75 years ago.

Anthrax goes dormant when frozen, turning into a spore that reanimates when the temperature rises. Scientists estimate it can survive in this state for a minimum of 100 years.

In Siberia, dozens of herders have been relocated, a quarantine is in place and a state of emergency has been declared by the mayor.

This renews concerns that ancient viruses and bacteria could once again pose a threat, as the earth warms.

In 2014 scientists discovered that a Siberian virus, pithovirus sibericum, which lay dormant in permafrost for 30,000 years, became infectious again once thawed.

[vitabreva]

The article: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/07/28/anthrax-sickens-13-in-western-siberia-and-a-thawed-out-reindeer-corpse-may-be-to-blame/

[kleenexwoman]

this is not a consequence of global warming i had ever envisioned but now it’s the scariest thing i’ve ever heard

[littlemiss-mayhem]

“Guys I wanna try something and if it doesn’t work I’ll switch”

[sugawara-kkoushi]

100% their fault for not guarding the point more closely when all you guys needed was 1 tick to win. Well done!

[markv5]

120-сантиметровый (в длину) кот Омар претендует на попадание в Книгу рекордов Гиннеса. Его хозяйка утверждает, что он ещё не до конца вырос… По словам Стефи, у Омара спокойный нрав, он любит прятаться в небольших местах, а на ужин предпочитает кенгурятину. Правда, из-за нестандартного размера, кот не может спать в одной кровати с хозяевами. “Он спит на диване, потому что занимает слишком много места на кровати и требует, чтобы мы обнимали его и гладили всю ночь”.

120-сантиметровый (в длину) кот Омар претендует на попадание в Книгу рекордов Гиннеса. Его хозяйка утверждает, что он ещё не до конца вырос… По словам Стефи, у Омара спокойный нрав, он любит прятаться в небольших местах, а на ужин предпочитает кенгурятину. Правда, из-за нестандартного размера, кот не может спать в одной кровати с хозяевами. “Он спит на диване, потому что занимает слишком много места на кровати и требует, чтобы мы обнимали его и гладили всю ночь”.

[ocupod]

Honor! Justice! Reinhardt, Reinhardt, Reinhardt!

made by Reinhardt

Featuring gremlin genji

[ocupod]

We have gremlin D.va but what about gremlin Genji

[whitepeopletwitter]

Can you imagine?

[ocupod]

wild

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Bees

[xcayde6]

Original vs German Cayde-6