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They were perfect for this meme

Purple: I’m going on a date.

Wallis, grumbling: Good for you.

Purple: “Good for us.” I’ll pick you up at 6.

Harold, talking about Wallis and Purple: They're so disgustingly in love how does anybody stand them?

Seaweed: They sign the checks.

Wallis: I want you to look me straight in the eyes.

Purple: You can’t have me look at those eyes and be straight at the same time.

Purple: You have to apologize to Harold.

Wallis: FINE!

Wallis: But I must warn you, this might make me a better, nicer person and that is not the person you fell in love with.

Wallis, throwing his head into Purple’s lap: Tell me I’m pretty!

Purple, lovingly stroking his hair: You’re pretty fucking annoying.

Seaweed: Is that a hickey?

Wallis: No, it's a mosquito bite.

Purple, walking in: Hey Seaweed.

Seaweed: Hello, mosquito.

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