❝ technology... is impressive. on mobius, technology as it is prevalent on earth today is largly unheard of- i suppose, except for those who are around scholars like tails. he calls it rather primitive, although- which is true. we have magical artifacts that are more advanced; i doubt that you earthlings are able to travel long distances instantaneously... but i am constantly amazed by the new features that my smart phone can do. ❞ he turns on his phone, revealing a crowd of people cheering as its wallpaper. it tickles him, a little bit. ha ha, they are screaming!
❝ i do not know how you earthlings do it. you all are weak, but rather innovative in your technology... your smart phone can call, ‘text’, take photographs, film videos, and play games? this is just like when tom taught me about these bagel sandwiches. you are supposed to use bread for a sandwich! but apparently not! you can add sweet, sugary, glazed bagels on your savory egg sandwich! ❞