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[vadetale]

•{Vadetale Part 22}•

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Drawn by @artsy-the-potato

[iamvegorott]

For your valentine's thing, I would love to see more bingle! (Ya know, without the angst)

Scavenger Puns

Google sat in his room with the door open. He was just checking on the security system of the Manor and wouldn’t be too terribly upset if he got interrupted. Security checks were always long and boring.

“Oof!” Google turned his head and saw that Robbie had fallen to the floor in front of his room, the long string of red ribbon wrapped around his legs told Google what had happened.

“Hi, Google!” Robbie greeted with a large smile as if he didn’t just face-plant the ground.

“Robo! I told you not to run.” Anti huffed as he showed up in front of Google’s room as well.

“I’m sorry, Ant.” Robbie said while Anti untied his legs.

“You’re a little pain.” Anti ruffled Robbie’s hair and chuckled when Robbie let out a laugh.

“What are you two up to?” Google asked.

“It’s Valentine’s Day and Robbie wants to decorate.” Anti answered.

“And you’re at the Manor because?”

“The Septiceye House is already decked out and I offered to join Robbie ‘cause I was getting nauseous watching Chase and Marvin try to eat each other’s faces.” Anti said with an eye roll.

“Are you sure it’s not because you wanted to see a certain demon?” Google asked in a teasing tone.

“Oh, don’t worry, I’ll be seeing plenty of him later today.” Anti winked, putting a hand over Robbie’s mouth before he could ask what Anti meant by that. “You and Bingo got anything planned for today?” He asked as he helped Robbie to his feet. Robbie bent over to pick the ribbon back up and hold it in a messy ball in his arms.

“I see no need to.” Google shrugged.

“I have a feeling that you do.” Anti patted at the wall next to Google’s door and Google heard the sound of paper. “Have fun, you crazy kids.” Anti chuckled as he looped his arm through Robbie’s and lead the giggling zombie away.

Google got out of his chair and stepped out of his room, seeing that a paper map was taped to the wall.

Do you have a map? Because I always get lost in your eyes.

Google rolled his eyes at the note written on the map before gently removing the page. There was a sticky note on the wall under the map and a large black arrow was drawn on it, pointing to the right. Google raised a brow but decided to follow the arrow anyways.

“Hello, Google.” Dr. Iplier said as he and Henrik came up to him. Henrik was holding a basket and he handed it to Google while Google was turned around. Google looked down into the basket and saw a plush sun with a piece of paper on it, reading:

You must be the sun since my life revolves around you.

Google looked up and saw that he was staring at another wall with another sticky note on it, this time the arrow was pointing to the left. Google just sighed before continuing his walk.

“Hey!” Google heard Marvin sing before a hand was wrapped around his shoulders and he was spun around by a grinning Chase.

“How ya doing, buddy?” Chase chuckled while Marvin held a plastic wand towards Google. Google took the toy and read the note that was hanging off of it.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears

Google heard Chase and Marvin share a laugh before taking off. He didn’t have much time to place the wand into the basket before arms looped through his own, leading him down a different path.

“Lovely day, isn’t it?” Bim asked with a chuckle while Yandere giggled.

“I’ll take your word for it.” Google said, stopping when the two did. Yandere slapped a photograph on Google’s chest and the pair left Google in the middle of the kitchen.

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together

Google smiled a little at the silly picture. He and Bing were sitting together at the park under a tree. Google was on his rear while Bing was on his knees and hugging him from behind, making a funny face. Anti had taken that picture about a month ago when the egos decided to make their game night an outdoor one.

Google gently placed the photo into the basket, not shocked when he felt hands on his back and he was gently pushed out of the kitchen.

“I fixed the ribbon!” Robbie announced, holding out the knotted ribbon that was in the shape of a heart. The note on the craft said:

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

“I had to solve the case of the stolen heart.” Jackieboy said after jumping around Google.

“Mind telling me who the culprit is?” Google asked, chuckling a little when Jackieboy and Robbie both put a finger to their lips and ran away.

“Google, my boy! How are you!?” Wilford asked loudly as he grabbed Google by the elbow and tugged him to walk with him. Jameson nodded happily as he caught up to Google’s other side and waited until Google got the heart put into the basket before handing him a doll with angel wings and a blue painted halo.

Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

“See you later.” Jameson sighed as Wilford looped arms with him and skipped away.

“He painted the halo?” Google laughed and stopped when he saw that Host was standing in front of him. “Hello, Host.” Google greeted, placing the doll in the basket and then taking the sheet of paper from Host.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you

“Host will not be going into the basket.” Host stated with a small smile before he left.

“Howdy, Google.” Ed Edgar greeted as he and Silver walked over to Google and started leading him as well.

“We have a gift.” Silver said, walking backward in front of Google.

“It seems fitting for you.” Ed laughed as Silver handed Google a book and the two walked away.

Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

“Cheeky.” Google chuckled, letting out a little sound when the back of his shirt was being pulled on. He quickly placed the dictionary into the basket and turned around, the hand letting him go.

“Not what we had planned, but it worked.” Dark said with a shrug as he and Anti walked together in front of Google.

“And stop!” Anti sang before he and Dark stopped and faced Google.

“We have arrived.” Dark said and handed Google a pair of handcuffs.

Somebody call the cops because it has to be illegal to look that good

“Have fun!” Anti sang some more before flipping Google over, showing him that he was back at his door but it was now closed and there was a note taped to it.

My love for you is like dividing by zero, undefinable

Google looked over his shoulder and found himself alone. He smiled and shook his head before opening his door, almost dropping the basket when he saw what was waiting for him.

“Are you Google? Because you’re all I’ve been searching for.” Bing said from Google’s bed. He was kneeling on it, wearing only a pair of tight, bright red boxers and a ribbon tied around his chest with a bow in the center, his arms were free, but he had a plan of that not being so for long. Google smirked, placed the basket down and shut the door behind him, making sure it locked before heading towards the bed.  

“Let’s do some math. Let’s add us together, subtract the clothes, you divide your legs and we’ll multiply.” Google said in a low tone, undoing the handcuffs.

“We can’t really multiply because-” Bing was cut off by Google’s lips and he laughed a little as he was pushed back into the bed. “Happy Valentine’s Day, Googs.”

“Happy Valentine’s Day, Bing.“

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[badasspacifist]

Id be lying if I didn’t say that at least half the reason I want to learn another language is for all the new puns

[smoshers-comment]

▶ SKY WARS? SKY WARS! (Grand Theft Smosh)

[imaginaryboyfriendsans]

* Nah. Tibia honest, you would win as soon as you hit the stage. *they laugh so hard they snort, which makes them laugh harder until he leans towards them* Why? You chicken? *their cheeks puff out as they try to hold in further laughter* -Box

*he kisses you, trying to fight back his laughter, then pulls back from the kiss, grinning* me? chicken? nah, just trying not to turn this into fowl play. though your yolks are egg-ceptional, how do you hatch these ideas?

[gillytweed]

Hehehe "survival of the fishest"

[imaginaryboyfriendsans]

#*laughs a bit* yeah, your right. You guys are right *wipes eyes* sorry- *stops and laughs* Crap I really gotta stop doing that. If you guys are going to get on a roll of bad jokes they can’t be too bad -potato (thank you k, if i could i would go through the internet and give you a hug, but my laptop is already half broken, i don't think it could handle me trying to go through the screen)

*they grin and seem to share a quick wordless conversation*

Classic- you asked for it babe, just remember… you love us. you know… i wanna start an acting career in western’s. what do you think about the name skint eastwood? *he’s fighting back chuckles and waiting for Mob to respond*

Mob- oh that’d be fun, sendin’ mail via the bony express. maybe ya could be an outlaw, they certainly couldn’t pin anythin’ on ya. *he bites back chuckles of his own as he spits out his retorts*

Classic- i dunno, i’m really hopin’ to be some kind of snake for real, maybe a rattler. i think you’d be good in a movie about a motorcycle gang, Mob. *he’s now laughing between words, barely getting them out*

Mob- oh yeah? dunno if i have the guts for it. *Mob joins him in laughing outright*

Classic- tibia honest, i think you’re bone to be wild.

*at this point they’ve dissolved into laughter at their AWFUL jokes*

((No need to thank me honey! I know I don’t know you personally but I really do care about you. If you ever need to talk, I am ALWAYS here for you. You want to talk privately, you can message me here or on my personal blog. I’m on your team hon, you really don’t have to do this by yourself.

Also I love these two as a duo because good lord the opportunity to use my pun magic…. they bounce off of each other and it’s just so EASY.  -Mod K))

[arctos-sleuth-blog]

Do I fudge the size dimensions juuust a wee bit and go for the terrible pun on the earth Alt-mode? Or do I go with the more realistic option?

Who the fuck am I kidding, this entire blog is a bad play on words!