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when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.

galren

#give us the middle-aged gender fluid Chinese protagonist that we can all relate to and project on (via @mr-and-mr-pavus)

computationalcalculator

redstonedust

yall ever lose interest in something so you stop seeking out content for it and your brain will be like. wow its so crazy that that thing used to be everywhere and then everyone stopped talking about it. so crazy that it fell off like that because nobody is talking about it on my personal curated social media and youtube algorithms. surely no other factors here.

redstonedust

im bad to argue with because i have jesters blood if you misintepret me i'll just go along with it. when i was a teenager i was trying to explain the concept of the heterosexual default to someone and they were like "so you think everyone should become bisexual?" and i was like. what the hell sure. lets have legally enforced bisexuality. i'll die on a hill for the bit dont fuck with me.

fervent-bookwomb

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

fervent-bookwomb

look at them. look at them!!! i bet they have tea parties together when the spice cabinet is closed.

emtearzz

buddies!!

#I’ve not had the pleasure of meeting Soy Sauce Fish #so from the bottom of my heart thank you for introducing me to them

ayeforscotland

I’ve been in absolute tears cry laughing at this for the past 15 minutes.

sanscest69

I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

#work in a medical lab #collecting and processing bone marrow #it’s rad as fuck I’m the hospital bone fairy

depsidase

byjove

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

byjove

officerhaughtstuff

You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

heterokatedison

is it too early or can we start screaming now

heterokatedison

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

jorolle

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

fuckyeahbiguys

We’ve waited a year to reblog this. Happy Bread Anniversary!

Because it’s important to celebrate the little victories in life.

vinceaddams

12 days left until the breadiversary, we’d better make sure we have the ingredients on hand!

It’s today!

It’s today!!

Sometimes I feel like being an exvangelical queer gives me something of a leg up when it comes to self soothing in the face of doom.

Gee whiz, the world is ending? [takes a deep drag off my cigarette] never heard that one before. How about you sit down and have a whiskey? You seem stressed

#just had this conversation with my sister about how we’re in wildly different stages of grief about the state of us politics #shes only just inherited systemic dispare at the lack of empathy in our society #I was born in it