#pyralsmaug

[neonprotagonist]

Can I ask what fic the !airhorn screenshot is from? (Also, my discord admin just added !airhorn to our server and I sympathize with McCree so much)

ITS FROM THE BEST OVERWATCH FIC IN THE WORLD

[anthonycrowleymoved]

Yo okay I gotta believe those are fake spoilers because no play that fucking convoluted would ever be put on stage. like??? That is actually trying to compete with My Immortal for awful fanfic of the century

okay so some people are theorizing that this is completely 100% fake to throw people off the scent until the script comes out and like i hope so and i mean half of me is like “this cannot possibly be real. i mean. Voldemort Day™ the day that snape kills umbridge in an alternate timeline. w h a t” but the other half of me has a basic understanding of both economics and fandom and knows that anything related to harry potter with jk rowling’s name slapped on it is worth millions no matter how awful and that harry potter jumped the shark a loooooong time ago (as much as i love harry potter we Did Not Need pottermore) so i mean at this point i’m torn 

can you imagine if they played us though like 1. i hope so, 2. i will never in my life be happier to have been played, and 3. it will be the biggest play in Modern History it will be amazing. please. let this not be actually canon.

[pyralsmaug]

how many people have fucked in the whitehouse

@robotsandink, again

[pyralsmaug]

don’t make me kinkshame the president

@robotsandink

[grifalinas]

I literally got to "AND ADDITIONAL CAKES" and i started making actual high-pitched squeaking noises. My dog is looking for the small animal he thinks he's hearing. It's me. I love it. Oh my gosh. I love it so much.

That was literally my favorite line to write in the entire chapter :D

[alloverthegaf]

You are correct in that there is an incredible amount of homoerotic subtext in the Outsiders. We read the book and watched the movie in seventh grade and it's the first time I can actually remember thinking "this is Very Gay."

I knew it. Stick any group of macho guys together in any 80's film and there will be gay

[horrificsmut]

I applaud you for getting through all of that. I got about halfway through before I just had to stop and rethink my existence. (is it just me, or does his original idea for his bubble wrap poem make you think of ryan?)

HE TALKS A LOT ABOUT KILLING :|

[grifalinas]

Ok so I've been meaning to read Rollercoaster AU for a while now and I finally started up today and I just caught up (you literally updated in the time it took me to go ziplining and come back) and AAAAAAAH this is a really good au I don't. like. even normally ship a lot of the stuff you have in it (I'm your common or garden variety shipper I'm boring) but you write it so well I'm like - ok i can get behind this. (You've already converted me to Robonuts too how dare you be so good at this.)

Ahahaha, I’ve been fighting that chapter off and on all weekend, I was just glad to get it up!

I’m glad you’re enjoying it. Please continue to ship Robonuts it is a good ship and also, it’s (one-sided) canon!