you know like everything everything right? so my fun facts won't be any fun for you?
-fun fact anon
Dear fun fact anon,
Of course I know everything! All of the facts in this universe, and beyond, are stored in this omnipotent, omniscient, immortal brain. I have existed for longer than you could comprehend, and I know so much information that it gets overwhelming to contain. So, I often go around to different universes and times to bestow knowledge upon those who are desperate for some Q wisdom, even when they do not realize that they need it.
However, I can say that it is tolerable to occasionally be reminded of something interesting that I already knew. So, bombard me with facts if you’d like. Just know that you might have to work extra hard to impress me.
Sincerely,
Q