Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the monolith
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Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the monolith
Qliphort Monolith
“Pendulum Effect: You cannot Special Summon monsters, except ‘Qli’ monsters. This effect cannot be negated. Once per turn, during the End Phase, if you Tribute Summoned this turn: You can draw a number of cards equal to the number of ‘Qli’ monsters you Tributed for Tribute Summons this turn.
Monster Description:
Unhandled exception at 0x1i-666 in qliphort.exe: Access violation writing location 0x00-000
Continue, ignoring this error? <Y/N>...[ ]
Xlmgzxg drgs gsv Hzxivw Givv rh uliyrwwvm. Gsv hxlfitv szh yvvm fmovzhsvw.”
Best Level Five Machine - Round 5 Match 1
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Qliphort Monolith
Cyber Dragon Nova
Best Level Five Machine - Round 4 Match 1
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Qliphort Monolith
Dinomist Spinos
Best Level Five Machine - Round 2 Match 2
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Qliphort Monolith
Union Driver
Best Level Five Machine - Round 1 Match 3
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Qliphort Monolith
Qliphort Scout
We can all talk about Mekk-Knight Avram and yeah that was a really bad localization decision, but honestly infinitely more tragic is Qliphort Monolith, whose JP text is really fucking sick and whose localization removes all the pomp and just flat out tells you the meaning.
I feel like there was a more elegant workaround for the problem than what we got.
Also we lost
===CARNAGE===
which is a sin