#qpp headcanons

[pianofirepirate]

some nerdyclue head canons because I'm spreading propaganda

- Richie and Ruth's first kiss was delayed by her head gear, they were going to kiss while hanging out and watching a cheesy romcom at Ruth's place but had to wait until Ruth took her headgear off (shout out to @schizoid-marvin for the inspiration)

- the polycule started with Richie being qpps with the other two separately but after a few months Pete and Ruth also entered a qpr together

- Richie jokes that the polycule is just a bad pyramid scheme

- everyone at Hatchetfield High either thinks they're dating or are just really horny

[mogai-place]

an anon asked us to draw a relationship map of our poly scooby gang headcanon (main post here + edited to add this now) so here it is!

Shaggy is dating Fred and in a qpp with Velma and Daphne Fred is dating Shaggy and Daphne and in a qpp with Velma Daphne is dating Fred and Velma and in a qpp with Shaggy Velma is dating Daphne and in a qpp with Fred and Shaggy

[hiddenhogwarts]

Luna who from a young age was happy with just her friends.

Luna who was best friends with Ginny.

Luna, who felt abandoned when Ginny spent most of her time with her boyfriends.

Luna who didn’t understand when all of her friends began dating and marrying off.

Luna who never understood romance and kissing..

Luna who went to nonmagic universities and religious groups to try to find a home, but found only closed minds.

Luna who in desperation for a friend who loved her above all else traveled to the Brazilian rainforest to find a phoenix, and listened to the auguries singing all night until all her loneliness came roaring back.

Luna whose friends’ priorities changed, as they paired off and she became an afterthought who couldn’t understand how important romance was.

Luna who found Rolf Scamander and his Newfoundland dog while wandering around Mongolia, and they became best friends.

Luna and Rolf, who, being practical people, were happy with loving each other above everyone else in the world.

Luna and Rolf, traveling the world and seeing what they could see.

Queerplatonic Luna and Rolf.

[sproutchilde]

Juliet O’Hara and Carlton Lassiter as qpps makes me really happy

[hiddenhogwarts]

Bisexual Homoromantic Remus (who was in a relationship with trans, gay Sirius) and genderfluid demisexual, panromantic Tonks are QPP's! Teddy was born via ivf because both of them really wanted a kid!

Submitted by Anonymous 

[hiccup-queen]

Queer Sam Week, Day 2: Favorite Queer Relationship

I really like the idea of Sam and Jessica ending up being QPPs, possibly with Brady (actual Brady, not possessed!Brady) in with them and all three spend their nights watching truly terrible movies and laughing themselves silly. They know about hunting, know that Sam can't leave it be when there's something close, and they stay up late worrying when he goes out. And then they have ice cream when he gets back to celebrate that he survived. (And sometimes Jess and Brady wonder why the hell they live with a man where 'survival' is a regular goal.)

Maybe sometimes they have sex - not because they're attracted to each other, but because they're horny for some other reason. Maybe they just like having sex and they trust each other to not hurt them. Or maybe they don't, and they're perfectly cool with sleeping in separate rooms and having separate lives and basically discussing and/or going through with marriage solely for tax benefits. Sam draws up the marriage contracts himself to bind all three of them together.

QPP Sam/Brady/Jess.