#qpr tournament

[qprsmackdown]

Jaiden and Roier (QSMP) vs c!Phil and c!Techno (Dream SMP)

Jaiden and Roier

Phil and Techno

Voting ended onAug 26, 2023

Jaiden and Roier Propaganda

c!Emerald Duo propaganda

[qprsmackdown]

Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo (Dream SMP) vs Scott and Martyn (Limited Life)

benchtrio

majorwood

Voting ended onAug 26, 2023

propaganda (under the readmore):

BENCHTRIO PROPAGANDA:

My friend wrote a fanfiction detailing their platonic relationship from childhood friends to spouses. It is over 1 million words long. Pls he needs this

my good friend sunny wrote over 1million words of fanfiction about them that was so good it permanently altered my brain chemistry. also i think the feat of over 1mil words is worth the win (:

Ranboo and Tubbo are canonically married, semi-canonically platonically so. Tubbo and Tommy have known each other for years, and have an understanding of each other that no one else does. Tommy and Ranboo went through a very awkward and begrudging beginning of their friendship, but Ranboo would go on to make Tommy's grave when he died.

I want to start off by stressing that these 3 are characters and are not at all connected to the real world creators that portrayed them aside from having the same name.

c!Ranboo and c!Tubbo were canonically married, with the nature of their marriage being largely ambiguous and up for interpretation! They live together in a mansion with their adopted child, Michael, a tiny baby piglin! c!Tommy was never an official part of their marriage, but the three spent so much time together(before the series' writing took a very unfortunate turn due to behind the scenes stuff) that they might as well have been a qpr polycule! It is confirmed that c!Ranboo(an 8'5 foot tall enderman hybrid) can only look 2 people directly in the eyes with it being STRONGLY implied those 2 people were c!Tommy and c!Tubbo! Their relationship didn't get as much time as it needed due to the series's unfortunate downturn near the end, but while it was there, it was a very comforting, very tender relationship between 3 traumatized young queer teens who were their for one another through their journeys in healing from their various traumas. Also one time c!Tommy and c!Ranboo got high together in a tiny smoke box they made(they also met when Ranboo hit him on the head with a giant flower. An allium, to be specific!).

MAJORWOOD PROPAGANDA:

i went so insane about them they spawned inside my brain, guys ever

They are the Mean Gills and they are canonically qpr!! They would also canonically die for each other

Canon QPR! Confirmed by cc!Martyn :D (he confirmed it on stream after the series ended)

They're canonically a QPR guys!!!! Both the CC's who play the characters have said that they see them as being in a QPR!!!!!! literally the first time ever i've seen any media ever portray a qpr of some sort

someone in Martyn's chat explained what a QPR was and he said "oh that sounds like me and Scott"

[qprsmackdown]

Gillion, Chip, and Jay (JRWI Riptide) vs Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo (DSMP)

Fight!

Gill, Chip, and Jay

Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo

Voting ended onAug 15, 2023

Propaganda beneath the cut!

Gillion, Chip, and Jay propaganda: They're three gay ass pirates who; despite coming from very different backgrounds, found eachother and formed the riptide pirates! All three of them are co-captains on their crew and they're trying to destroy the government HI HI HI I ALREaDY SUBMITTED FISH AND CHIPS AND IN THIS AREA I tALKED ABOUT HOW I WISHED JAY WAS ALLOWED AND THEN I SAW YOU ANSWER THAT ASK THAT SAID YOU CAN HAVE MORE THAN 2 PEOPLE SO IM SUBMITTING THE ALBATRIO INSTEAD THANK YOU LOVE YOU Gillion is canonically asexual and shipped with both Jay and Chip respectively. I just think they are all very queer and platonically in love is all. I love polyamory. Put those guys in a relationship.

Benchtrio propaganda: My friend wrote a fanfiction detailing their platonic relationship from childhood friends to spouses. It is over 1 million words long. Pls he needs this

my good friend sunny wrote over 1million words of fanfiction about them that was so good it permanently altered my brain chemistry. also i think the feat of over 1mil words is worth the win (:

Ranboo and Tubbo are canonically married, semi-canonically platonically so. Tubbo and Tommy have known each other for years, and have an understanding of each other that no one else does. Tommy and Ranboo went through a very awkward and begrudging beginning of their friendship, but Ranboo would go on to make Tommy's grave when he died.

I want to start off by stressing that these 3 are characters and are not at all connected to the real world creators that portrayed them aside from having the same name.

c!Ranboo and c!Tubbo were canonically married, with the nature of their marriage being largely ambiguous and up for interpretation! They live together in a mansion with their adopted child, Michael, a tiny baby piglin! c!Tommy was never an official part of their marriage, but the three spent so much time together(before the series' writing took a very unfortunate turn due to behind the scenes stuff) that they might as well have been a qpr polycule! It is confirmed that c!Ranboo(an 8'5 foot tall enderman hybrid) can only look 2 people directly in the eyes with it being STRONGLY implied those 2 people were c!Tommy and c!Tubbo! Their relationship didn't get as much time as it needed due to the series's unfortunate downturn near the end, but while it was there, it was a very comforting, very tender relationship between 3 traumatized young queer teens who were their for one another through their journeys in healing from their various traumas. Also one time c!Tommy and c!Ranboo got high together in a tiny smoke box they made(they also met when Ranboo hit him on the head with a giant flower. An allium, to be specific!).

[qprsmackdown]

welcome to the qpr smackdown!

Do you like headcanoning queerplatonic relationships between characters? have you ever wanted to watch those headcanons fight it out to see who has the most powerful unquantifiable levels of friendship? Well, this may just be the poll for you!

SUBMISSION RULES:

Please submit 2-character QPRs, preferably both from the same media. (However, if it's funny enough, or your propaganda convincing enough, we will allow the council to decide their fate (and by the council we mean a tumblr poll)) go nuts. submit whoever you want, however many characters. if you look at characters and go “oh they’re in a qpr fr” they’re eligible!

that being said, please no submissions from Harry Potter.

Real people ARE ALLOWED to be submitted! (Regardless of whether or not you consider MCYT characters to be real people they are definitely and unambiguously allowed.)

OCs are also allowed, feel free to submit them!

In the interest of fairness, please do not resubmit the same QPR multiple times.

Submissions will be closing on July 30th!

cr!Starfire (RP but also Real Life) are auto submitted bc one of our mods is part of that qpr and also theyre super cute <3

Please do not submit tumblr posts as propaganda, unless they are your own post or you have direct and explicit permission from the post's creator. We don't want to use other people's posts without their permission, and it creates extra work for the mods to ask.

TOURNAMENT RULES:

Hating on Any tournament participants, or fellow voters, will get you an instant block. Life is short, and we don't have time for this shit.

We will be reblogging/publishing positive propaganda posts/asks, but not anti-character propaganda.

Ties will be counted as long as they're within 1 percent of each other.

These rules are subject to change as changes become needed.

Here's the submission link!

QPR Submissions

Tags for visibility: @tournamentdirectory @catboy-showdown @transgenderswagcompetition @meanpurplepoll @top-fictional-unhinged-women @judge-and-justice-bracket @tournament-of-the-twinks

[qprsmackdown]

The Girls Are Fighting (Renchanting vs Majorwood)

I want bloodshed I want tears I want essays. Fight to the death.

RENCHANTING PROPAGANDA:

sad to inform renchanting fans, but one does not behead their boss / best-friend without there being some kind of queer undertones, the qpr alarms are simply BLARING

ren let martyn behead him as an attempt to protect them, & martyn was so emotionally damaged by beheading ren that said damage physically and SPIRITUALLY manifested as SCARS / fractures.... like thats CRAZY?!?!?!? imagine being so devoted to yr qpp that hurting them physically HURTS you and your SOUL + letting your qpp BEHEAD you to protect yourselves?!?!?!? WHAT!!!!!!!!!

sorry but the devotion martyn has for ren simply CANNOT be "yeah hes my boss lol just doin my job yk", you do not BEHEAD your boss simply because he asked, you do not risk your fucking LIFE bc your boss asked, you dont become more selfish and completely change yourself because of your BOSS, and you definitely DO NOT share the same HOUSE as your boss just because you work for him. theres SO much more i could say but. zomhmgawddddd. the qpr ever truly

MAJORWOOD PROPAGANDA:

i went so insane about them they spawned inside my brain, guys ever

They are the Mean Gills and they are canonically qpr!! They would also canonically die for each other

Canon QPR! Confirmed by cc!Martyn :D (he confirmed it on stream after the series ended)

They're canonically a QPR guys!!!! Both the CC's who play the characters have said that they see them as being in a QPR!!!!!! literally the first time ever i've seen any media ever portray a qpr of some sort

someone in Martyn's chat explained what a QPR was and he said "oh that sounds like me and Scott"

(come on now majorwood fans. you can do better than that. do i need to pull out my Own essays? -🦊)

and now, we suffer:

RENCHANT

MAJORWOOD

Voting ended onAug 15, 2023

[qprsmackdown]

c!Philza and c!Techno (Dream SMP) vs Camilla Hect and Palamedes Sextus (The Locked Tomb)

Negative comments about either qpr in the notes will be blocked. This includes saying that either party is not a qpr. We are here to have fun. It does not matter whether a qpr is "canonically" platonic, romantic, or otherwise. I do not want to hear about why you think a relationship isn't a qpr.

Negative comments towards MCYT will be ignored and blocked.

Emduo propaganda Camilla and Palamedes propaganda

VOTE!

Phil and Techno

Camilla and Palamedes

Voting ended onSep 2, 2023

[qprsmackdown]

The Polycule Is In Fucking Shambles, Round 2, Electric Boogaloo

if we all work together we can invent the concept of polyamory

you know why we're here

scleo

majorwood

Voting ended onSep 1, 2023

propaganda beneath the cut, if you need it

Scott and Cleo propaganda:

the gimmick of double life was that every player was bound to a soulmate who they share a health bar with, and cleo and scott said “mmm no we’re actually soulmates with each other our soulmates didn’t put in effort” they live together and are very gaslight gatekeep girlboss in my humble opinion. they also have the innate tragedy of outliving your partner, as everyone else died with their soulmates. Literally platonic chosen soulmates, in Double Life they break up with their assigned soulmates and choose each other instead. They are so important to me. Each series they're always friends or allies. And their alliances are like "let's be together after our husbands die" or "let's be each other's soulmates". They're also very queer sir.

MAJORWOOD PROPAGANDA:

i went so insane about them they spawned inside my brain, guys ever They are the Mean Gills and they are canonically qpr!! They would also canonically die for each other Canon QPR! Confirmed by cc!Martyn :D (he confirmed it on stream after the series ended) They're canonically a QPR guys!!!! Both the CC's who play the characters have said that they see them as being in a QPR!!!!!! literally the first time ever i've seen any media ever portray a qpr of some sort someone in Martyn's chat explained what a QPR was and he said "oh that sounds like me and Scott"

[qprsmackdown]

Lincoln Li-Wilson, Taylor Swift (no not that one), Scary Marlowe, and Normal Swallows-Oak-Garcia (Dungeons and Daddies (Dndads)) vs The Greater Mana Polycule (JRWI Riptide)

Lincoln, Taylor, Scary, and Normal propaganda: - canonically got married for tax benefits, if you count surviving space a tax benefit. - Lincoln proceeds to start giving everyone pet names after getting married even though he feels the strongest about the marriage being platonic. - might solely be my opinion but them convincing scary to stay in the group by hugging her while inside of a burning building that they caused - whatever Taylor and Lincoln have/hj Ohhh boy Starting with 1. They all literally got married. In space. Out of necessity. But they got married!! 2. They are all so dumb and crushing on each other like. just get together already 3. Jsst. Imagine them all. holding hands.

Greater Mana Polycule Propaganda: so many. so many. everything is connected. the world of the navy and pirates is so queer. they should win by sheer numbers alone So like the relationships between all the characters are fascinating and really meaningful and often very silly but also I just think it's funny. I polyship *everything* and I almost exclusively ship things queerplatonically so you bet your ass I'm gonna love a queerplatonic polycule containing basically every character who exists in the story they're so silly and queer. also what's more qpr than a pirate crew (and the surrounding pirate world i guess)

FIGHT!

Lincoln, Taylor, Scary, and Normal

Gay Pirates

Voting ended onAug 26, 2023