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Missa: I don't deserve you Philza. I'm going to say it quickly so it doesn't translate that I love you.
I'M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND
Sorry hi thought about fit having come to qsmp on the more muscular side, but not very much fat to him. And throughout his time on the server, but especially after he gets together with pac, he starts to get more actual fat. Idk. Something about Phil/one of fit’s old friends noticing he’s filling out his clothes a bit more and they figure out he’s actually in a space where food isn’t as scarce. And he’s got someone cooking actual meals for him and yeah. Hough
a classic “we’re running away from something dangerous and the only place to hide is this convenient small crevice just big enough to fit two people” <3
See, the great fun with Pissa is I feel like any way you headcanon it you can make an arguable defence for it.
non-romantic, non-sexual QPR? Well they said with their mouths that it was platonic, and they're not THAT demonstrative. Kissing for a dare doesn't mean you kiss all the time. this can work. The important part is that they are A FAMILY look we got 4/4 family I'm weeping.
romantic, non-sexual QPR? Jumping to punch someone at the idea that they set up a date with your platonic husband? I see you. You are gonna be cuddling in bed later, aren't you.
QPR but they kiss and have sex? I saw you casualonasing on your husband, Phil. That was going to be picked up later, I just know it. Platonic just means you define it yourself, I'm picking up what you're laying down. Fucking but you're aro about it. Based honestly.
Romantic relationship and yes they fuck nasty? Okay with the people on this server including Wilbur and Baghera I would also loudly insist that my relationship was platonic so nobody asked me what my husband's dick looked like. I don't know I've never seen it and it's never been in my mouth. Don't ask me these things. Nope. (Meanwhile torrid romance.) I can track it.
They fully don't know what it is, it's just an arranged marriage that's turning into something new when they see each other every so often? Based. Who needs labels anyways. I will tag it as &/ and take my chances. I bet they held hands when they were sleeping.
There's nothing tender feelings happening Phil is simply gay4pay. Honestly I've only seen one person advocating this but it is so funny to me. You get that bag, Philza Minecraft. Missa staring pleadingly at his government-assigned-husband while Phil counts his pieces of leather and thinks about escape. Fantastic.
That's the glory of Minecraft roleplay, you fully get to fill in the blanks! The important thing is WE WIN THESE with all of yesterday.
Emo Pissa date!!!
I was originally gonna post this for Valentine’s Day, but this took WAY longer then I expected
It’s still pretty messy but I’m still pretty happy with it nonetheless :)
(Edit: changed the layout, extra notes about au are now under the cut!)