nobody: me, pre-coffee, with the personality of a damp paper towel: "but first… quackccino, please." 🦆☕
look. some people spring out of bed. the rest of us are this exact polka-dot duck — clutching a giant mug, eyes closed, refusing to participate in society until the caffeine hits. if your morning is less "rise and shine" and more "reboot in progress," congratulations, you found your spirit animal.
it comes as a comfy Unisex T-Shirt, Sweatshirt & Hoodie if you want to wear your whole personality, OR as an instant digital download if you're the crafty type who makes your own.
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