#quality dialogue

[agw14]

Okay everyone, I have a prompt for you: give me some lines of dialogue detailing what Rick Sanchez would say as Thanos. No other reason other than I think its funny to imagine.

[furuba]

[mollymauklesbian]

i know safe house is Super Serious but the silence in the beginning when joan says “unless somebody has medical experience we don’t know about” that implies that all of four (4) adults in the room at the time looked at adam as if this 17 yr old boy could actually Do Something is fucking funny

[methotrex8]

"How many Minions did you kill to make that jacket?"

"Six!"

[rimalupin]

Acquire some chill.

[astudyinimagination]

"I'm not here to save the world, Doctor. I'm not here to save Odyssey, or even Whit's End. I'm here for you. For your soul. That's the only thing that matters right now—not money, or power, or computer programs, or viruses, or world terrorism... It all comes down to your soul. Why don't you put down the detonator and give yourself up so you'll have time to redeem your soul?" "The flaw in your proposal is that you assume my soul IS redeemable. It isn't. I auctioned it off years ago."

Jack Allen and Dr. Regis Blackgaard, “The Final Conflict,” Adventures in Odyssey: Album #25: Darkness before Dawn (with some truly quality writing)

[zizygy]

“good job dark phoenix”

[patrickwilsonvan]

Bone Tomahawk, 2015 I loved this movie.