I want an AU that post clone wars, Breha and Organa take in enemies of the Empire by claiming them as spouses and giving them diplomatic immunity. Their polycule quickly grows because Organa keeps finding all these spies and defectors that are doing a terrible job at staying out of trouble and need their asses to be covered. It starts with a couple of defected clone troopers.
Their able to get away with it for a while because everytime the galactic press asks about Organa gets all defensive and accuses the public of saying that all clone troopers look the a like.
'That's my husband,' Breha insists. She's been adamant that the last eighteen clone troopers the press have photographed her with are her husband and a royal consort. A video goes viral of Gregor in Ryloth participating in citizen riots and shortly after the royal family of Alderaan releases a statement apologizing for his actions but reminds every one that the Queen's consort has galactic immunity. Gregor has never met Organaor Breha but they were kind enough to invite him to the polycule groupchat afterwards to help keep the stories straight. When Organa is asked to give a statement explaining why his husband was seen on Ryloth, Coruscant, Alderaan and Tatooine, Organa just goes on an affectionate tangent about how much their consort likes to travel.
Palpatine can't do much about it at first. But then Breha keeps adding more people. An outspoken republic supporter, former members of the admiralty that refuse to hold a position in the imperial army. Organa holds a press conference announcing his nuptials to the defected engineer of the Death Star, Galen Erso and his wife. It becomes a galactic joke that the Royal Family of Alderaan is larger than the Imperial Senate. Nobody cares until one day Breha and Organa start introducing their new consorts that look suspiciously like supposedly deceased Jedi Generals.
'That looks a lot like Quinlan Vos,' someone on the internet points out. Don't be ridiculous. Breha points out that the Jedi have been extinct for years. There's no way she could be married to former Jedi knights, Quinlan Vos, Shaak Ti, Aayla Secura, Luminara Unduli. A photo is released of several royal consorts to Alderaan practicing with lightsabers. Don't be ridiculous. Organa points out that fake lightsabers are a common toy that the children of Alderaan often play with.
Finally, Organa and Breha throw a giant wedding and get married to another consort. It's broadcasted to the entire galaxy and this new consort bears a striking resemblance to former Jedi Council Member Obi-Wan Kenobi. Palpatine is fully having an aneurysm watching the entire thing. He sends a wedding gift and its sent back with an apology letter because unfortunately the new royal consort is allergic to Palpatine's vibes. In this AU Alderaan doesn't get blown up because Vader refuses to indirectly kill Obi-Wan but he can't attack the planet because technically killing a Royal Consort would make the rest of the Imperial Senate very unhappy and Palpatine is a terrible leader that knows any kind of political turmoil would cause his entire system of government to fall apart.
Any most of the clones are safe/sane/happy living on Alderaan with the few Jedi that survived and had made their way to the planet's surface. Breha and Organa are awarded a plaque by the space Guinness book of records for having the most legal spouses in the galaxy.