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"I just want to live, why doesn't anyone else want that" I had a blast at this movie!!! Genuinely artistically fantastic! @markiplier

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Dude I love Harry and Audrey as a couple because it gives me my true strength HUMA as ridiculous awesome PLATONIC best friends. Guy and girl being best friends with no romantic implication is the best in the world.

honestly same, i’ve always headcanoned uma as a lesbian and i’m thriving being able to imagine her being an ambassador for haudrey! i’m currently working on a fic inspired by can you feel the love tonight from uma’s perspective on how harry and audrey get together which will obviously have a ton of platonic huma with platonic audruma as well and i’m really excited to get it finished and share it! 🥰🥰🥰

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Going back through stuff but have a sketch of a scene from the Percy Amnesiac fic that you can find here

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Another Amnesia!Percy drawing! Got carried away with a colored sketch and here we are!

He's a lil dirty little scruffy less refined because his only memories are the rest of Vox Machina and . . . they're role models. Sort of.

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Shadows that stretch between us for Criminal minds X DC week 2025 is up!!!

Go check it out! And check out @criminalmindsxdc for everything official if you want to join the event! A03 LInk

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Of Dragons Strawberries and Godparents Part two

"Ben no!" Mal squeaked as Ben caught her in his arms hugging her as she giggled "I know I said no running away but this time I'm insisting!"

"Aw come on" Ben chuckled nuzzling into her neck as Mal felt heat crawl up her wings from the contact as they spread and she practically purred nuzzling back.

"If you keep this up, I'm going to set something on fire" She whispered smirking as she leaned up into his face kissing him gently patting his arms. Ben reluctantly let her go chuckling.

"But wouldn't that be fun to explain to my parents" He snorted going to grab something setting it in a basket as Mal shook out the wings in relief feeling the heat fade.

"Yeah that you were turning me on and accidentally set the couch on fire" Mal muttered under breath as Ben snorted making her giggle.

"How's the cravings?" He asked softly looking over at her as she took a deep breath.

"I uh . . . .. . .I may have eaten three baskets of strawberry's the other day" She admitted paying sudden attention to her nails as she sat on the bed. "And the day before that a whole cake."

"What about the hoarding?" He raised an eyebrow "None of that yet?"

"Not that I know of" Mal turned pink shrugging "It's . . . I don't even realize I'm doing it sometimes . . .acting like a dragon" She admitted crossing her arms admiring something on two of her fingers on the right hand.

"Is that why your wearing two of Evies accessory rings?" Ben said without skipping a beat as he grabbed a few more things stuffing them into a small picnic basket.

Mal's eyes widened as she took in the two rings she had, just a second ago, been admiring the shine of. "Oh Evie is going to kill me!"

"Chill out" Ben laughed picking up the basket and walking over to take her hand leaning over and giving her a peck on the cheek "Evie was already warned. Besides she's ecstatic she's not going to mind one bit"

"Take them . . . before I decide to hide them and actually horde them" Mal insisted holding out her hand. Ben chuckled taking them off and putting them in his pocket before pulling her up from the bed.

"Now let's go on that picnic" He smiled as she linked hands with his.

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"Mal . . . . . .mall wake up" A gentle voice was in her ears and Mal gave a groan as she turned over blinking sleepily. She was very warm sitting in the sunlight and some just had to interrupt her basking and her-

"Oh" Mal breathed shooting up taking a deep breath realizing what she had been thinking before she squealed realizing what was on her now.

"I just woke up to a ton of chipmunks yeah" Ben grinned at her as they all squeaked and began to clamber down off of her.

"No no wait!" Mal pouted seeing them scurry off.

"They got to go home it's getting dark" He smiled pointing to the sky "We slept the whole afternoon away"

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Doug watched as Evie ranted excitedly to him about the baby, watching as she was fashioning something entirely too tiny for anyone that was in Auradon yet.

"That's the fifth outfit you've made, Eve she's still like . . . only 3 months in"

"I am going to make all this child's clothes!"

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" . . .Ben?"

It was mal's soft whisper. It was late and about 4 months since they had found out about it all. She had a small arm draped over her stomach and was curled against Ben's side on her own side.

"Yeah?" He yawned snuggling into her wrapping his arms around her baby bump as she took a deep breath

"I know who I want the god parents to be" She smiled softly rubbing her stomach feeling it flutter slightly from the baby kicking.

"Mhm" Ben hummed quietly nuzzling into her again pressing his nose against her neck.

"Evie . . .Jay, Carlos and . . . Audrey" She whispered softly nuzzling into him as she felt him smile.

"Audrey?"

" . . . .I . . .I feel like she'll protect them if something happens. Like her grandmother tried to" She whispered softly nuzzling him as she closed her eyes.

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"We're godparents!" Harry's eyes widened as he jumped up and down and Uma raised an eyebrow from the couch of their new den, or the pirate themed dorm room.

"How does me being one make you one?" Audrey is giggling as Harry bounces up and down with her, the fun loving pirate infectious to the normally prim princess.

"Because yer my girlfriend!" He beamed "Which makes me honorary Godfather to the child!"

"That includes me" Gil gasped "Because I'm in a bromance with Jay according to Carlos!"

"It sure does!" Harry laughed spinning Audrey around suddenly as Uma snorted watching them with only a slight disgust.

"Get a room" She huffs. "If you guys are god parents then I'm the God parent" She puffs out her chest from where she's lounging across the couch.

All three stop and stare at her in confusion and in Audrey's case slight shock before Gil just shrugs and grins

"Uma is the captain so duh!"

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"Why exactly are you hiding here?" Harry looks up where Mal had just burst in collapsing on the rope lounge. It was supposed to be a hammock but none of the three had every mastered that so it was just ropes suspended like a hammock but in a corner making a little triangle. Mal was on top taking a deep breath.

"Because I can't handle anymore of him hovering over my shoulder" She breathed taking a deep breath "I'm about to set something on fire!"

"Please dont, it'll smoke" Harry says dismissively where he's at the tiny kitchenette cooking something.

"Hey Harry you need to talk with me because if Ben asks me one more time about . ." Audrey is the second to burst in and freezes at the sight of Mal who's eyes flash green in shock and neither are expecting what happens next.

There's a burst of bright blue and purple sparks around mall and suddenly the tiny cacti and ivy plants in the window explode with growth the vines covering the windows now.

"Oh great" Mal groaned burying her face in her hands as she felt tears suddenly brimming in her eyes as she starts crying. "Ben's going to see those and get upset and worried and then I'll have to explain, and I don't want to explain why I don't want to be hovered over and-"

Audrey is going over to shake her shoulders and both her and Harry are surprised when Mal suddenly hugs her forcefully pulling her onto the rope lounge sniffling before giving another sob. Audrey overcomes the shock and slowly tries to get up. Mal sobs and holds on tighter and Harry makes a vague motion to her as she sighs holding the girl back as she cried. She jumps when mal starts petting her hair but stays there eventually shaking her head.

"Oh! There you are" Fairy godmother pops in and Mal squeaks both girls clinging to each other now as suddenly Audrey's hair is woven with flowers after a few sparks of blue and purple.

"Oh I'm sorry!" Mal realizes with shock she's been cuddling Audrey and turns bright red as she lets go and Audrey coughs smiling.

"What is her remedial goodness in my den for if you might indulge me" Harry asked amused waving a spatula as Audrey giggles at the sight.

"Welll~ I was here to ask Mal, how she felt about a baby shower and if I could plan it" She beams from the door just peeking in as Mal thinks about it and suddenly freezes.

Both girls freeze and Harry can tell both are thinking of their parents and snorts as both girls slowly look at each other and shake their heads.

"Don't think we should" Mal hums nodding as Audrey agrees.

"Might upset someone if we forget to invite them" Audrey says shyly as Fairy godmother suddenly catches on and nods awkwardly before slowly leaving and closing the door.

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It was late evening approaching 10 at night when it happened

Mal is walking through the enchanted woods headed for the lake to meet with Ben for a late night date by firelight when she feels her water break. Her eyes widen as she immediately crumples into a tree her wings flapping to steady her as she groans holding her stomach.

"Of all the times" She whispers as sparks burst around her and a few squirrels come out to dance around her feet. The sparks fade and Mal finds white lily's growing around her and winces again as the pain comes on stronger

"Ben!" She yells barely holding back a groan as she trys to use her wings to flap and take some of the weight off her feet to walk down the path some holding her stomach. She stops after a minute and focus as she leans against the tree catching her breath. Finally Mal gets an idea and straightens as another bout of pain comes.

Her eyes fly open and Mal feels fangs against her tongue as she opens her mouth her eyes bright green. a loud roar sounds and after a minute she finally stops as she lets out a small wail holding her stomach.

"Mal!!" She hears Ben finally and she gives a small smile before looking down wincing

"Baby, Baby is coming" She blurts before taking a deep breath "Strawberry's are being grown Ben!"

He freezes recognizing the phrase they had agreed on as his eyes widen "Oh . . . oh, oh come on uh! . . . uh let's get back to evie's!" He grabs her and helps her as Mal feels better with him there wincing every once in a while.

Once they get to the hospital after getting help at Evie's , Ben was ushered inside with Mal in a special room, that had special enchantments. It was a gift from fairy godmother, who, according to her, had some experience with magical births and didn't want to take any chances.

Belle, Adam, and Hades were seated outside with belle between the two men who both were awkwardly looking away from each other. Each parent turned to the room every time there was a loud roar or wail from Mal.

Hades was the first to notice the commotion at the front desk grinning as he heard several voices.

"Uh . . .Y-Your relation with the parents?"

There's a clearing of a throat and everyone can make out Evie who steps to the front of the group. She's the only one dressed the others in various degrees of pajamas. Gil is shirtless with fluffy teddy bears on his pajamas and his usual bandanna missing. he's shoe less, and other than Evie, Doug and Jane are the only ones wearing proper shoes.

The most notorious of the group as far as dress is Harry, who's wearing no shirt, black leggings for pajama pants baby blue socks and Audrey's pale pink silk robe untied around him. Audrey is still in her sleep mask with it pulled up on her forehead. She's wearing harry's over sized shirt and pink flannel pajamas.

Doug is wearing plain white pajamas and Jay is matching but in all red and black instead of white. Uma and Lonnie are in the back slightly hiding from everyone that they accidentally grabbed each other's shirts. Lonnie has got the sea teal shirt with shells drawn all over it and Uma has the one with Japanese script, that means 'Sleep is for the weak'

Carlos is in an adorable little black crop top that goes down two thirds of his stomach with puppies on it, and Jane is matching with a white one, and both are pale blue pajama pants.

Evie is wearing a knee length skirt and a fashionable blue blouse with short sleeves and a single red jeweled heart pendant her hair back in a ponytail. She steps forward showing simple black slippers as she puts her hands on her hips finally answering the nurse.

"We're the godparents."

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"You can come in now" Ben whispered as he opened the door and Hades and Adam both shoulder check on accident when they get up too fast.

They glare at each other and Belle slips in between them before the two follow her as Mal lay asleep on the bed. Gone are the wings but she's now in a flower crown of white lilly's , and Hades chuckles seeing burnt curtains thrown in the trash.

That's when they see the baby. It's cooing in the basket and Ben is smiling proudly from next to it. It's hair is a soft sparrow brown just like Belle's but the ends slightly crackle with electricity that Hades can't tell whether it's magic or lightning akin to his brothers. The ends of her hair are also blue and it makes Hades puff out his chest.

"That's my granddaughter."

"Yeah . . . yes it is" Adam finally speaks and he smiles softly seeing the soft brown in his granddaughter's hair that matches his wife's.

"I'd like to welcome . . . ." Ben takes a deep breath "Adriana Persephone Florian"

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SMH TUMBLR HAS GLITCHED FIVE TIMES IN THE MAKING OF THIS

Please enjoy I worked to get it here

Part one

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BIG GIANT ART POST OF MY OCS FROM AN ORIGINAL BOOK IM WRITING

Or where I draw recklessly and it ends up looking good

My sweet Sagittarius Girlie ;3

Amber Aralia AKA Aries and my badass prosecutor

SWEET BABY BOY DIEGO PRIMERA AKA LEO AKA MY ILLEGITIMATE CHILD WHO NEEDS PROTECTION AND SNUGGLES

And that's it cus the twins art sucks

(Also yes he has cat eyes cus he's a shapeshifter)

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Excuse me while I sob my eyes out while writing. Because Garroth breaking down in Zane's arms and Zane comforting does that.

Also @timecavachon It's gonna be one of those books apparently. Good luck.