a prayer to harpocrates

phrasie | they/she | 23 | twitchy witchy girl & shakespeare enthusiast

[dirtybeardhangs-blog]

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I love you, I’ve a drowning grip on your adoring face, I love you, my responsibility has found a place

[julia-miraclerat]

Can you believe it! Torn apart by dogs again!

[loveridden1999]

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

[pankendev]

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

[zombies-sold-cheap]

edit I made for the real ones

[duncebento]

i got jumped on google docs

[barry2018-2023]

absolute cunt serves absolutely

[barry2018-2023]

no?

[barry2018-2023]

if hunter biden or rupaul tweeted this you'd be all over it

[tortol]

merricat and constance and apricot jam on toast

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

[woman-becomer]

thanks to compilation efforts, three posts regarding the gneep gnorp population are able to be read together in a single post, and they are now the most documented species out of all creatures on earth

[violentdevotion]

Jude Bellingham should get droit du seigneur

[rudestmechanical]

hm. thinking about job.

[probuccalfat]

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

[malnedott]

old textile art

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

tshirt that says "i do not consent to being filmed" on the front and "i am in witness protection and if you film me and post it online you could be directly responsible for my death" on the back

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

when someone post a picture of me and my shirt online i then deploy my 87 alt accounts posing as various members of the mob to send the uploader messages demanding to know the whereabouts of the person in the image and making it implicitly clear that i plan to harm them

[pleasantwasteland]

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks