🎶📻🍎— Lilith/Alastor/Lucifer established relationship, Alastor doesn't really care about the whole bedroom activities stuff and would much rather read a book beside them or gaze at them lovingly from afar (which gives Lucifer and Lilith a newly discovered and very embarrassing "being watched" kink) BUT. Every once in a blue moon, he wants to service them. He'll bring it up casually, voice unaffected as he says something dirty enough to stop all logical thought in his lovers' heads. They just immediately zero in on him, eyes wide, pupils dilating.
Every time this happens, Alastor ends up bedridden for a solid week. Lucifer and Lilith have to make it count every time it happens, okay. Alastor always thinks it's worth it anyways because the week-long pampering includes venison charcuterie boards, angelic blood, massages, soft jazz, and wonderful company. It's a week-long vacation.















