🛑 9S says no to Bankai 🛑
9S, arms folded, tone calm but with edge: “Warning shots,” he added helpfully. “The next ones won’t be.”
He tilted his head slightly, eyes scanning the room like he was watching training dummies. “Pod, initiate new protocol. Anyone within the vicinity makes a physical gesture followed by words like ‘Bankai,’ ‘Hadō,’ or ‘Bakudō’—open fire. Same goes for dramatic chanting or flashy weapon draws. Got it?”
“Confirmed. New threat detection parameters set: trigger on incantation behavior,” Pod 153 replied.
2B, not even glancing up: “Apply the same to yours, Pod.”
“Acknowledged,” both Pods replied—in unison, like twin guillotines.
9S gave a slight smirk. “They all fight the same way. Blade up. Chant. Pause. Then power.”
He shrugged. “It’s like they want to die. Might as well be reading from a spellbook.”
The room froze. Shunsui’s hat tilted just a little lower. Rukia and Renji stiffened. Tōshirō’s pupils shrank. Byakuya blinked—just once. (In Byakuya terms, that was full-blown panic.)
A2, casually flipping her blade: “I don’t care what technique you’re using if I can stab you before you finish saying it.”
9S, watching Renji do his 18-line bankai monologue: "Why do they narrate their own powers out loud? Isn’t that... counterintuitive?"
2B, dryly: "It’s like they’re trying to lose."
A2, arms crossed: "Explain less. Kill more."
Pod 153, analytically: "Observation: Verbal exposition precedes most power activations. Estimated delay window: 3.7 seconds. Recommended response: preemptive strike."
9S, smirking: "So basically... we’re faster because we don’t stop to explain our loadout to the enemy like it’s a conference panel."
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