"My headache is going to split me in half." Villain griped one day, laying on Hero's lap. They had their eyes closed, rubbing their temple with a gloved hand. "I'm sorry you can't win today, I might have to call in sick." They apologised half-jokingly, knowing how much they love to win.
"I'll take care of you then." Hero gently pushed them off their lap, making them lie down on the couch. "Where's your medicine cabinet? I'll get you some aspirin to help fight off your headache." Villain directed them to where the cabinet is, and watched them disappear into the other room. "God, I love you so much.." They said out loud, grinning like an idiot. "I can hear you, y'know!" "You didn't hear shit!"










