#queue tea pie

[reblog-house]

Out of context FNAF movie 2 spoilers

[somehowsnakesblog]

hey what if Buddy is allergic to chocolate when he's human and that's why he eats it so much as a key?

[kinokoshoujoart]

is it really toxic yuri if she doesn’t demand you cut off your fingers for her happiness???

”You have given me gifts over 10,000 times. Congratulations!” haha happy wife happy life…. (my fingers are stumps)

as some of you may or may not have realized i am powerless to the siren call of the ultimate devilish blond Harvest Moon Scum Man, and given that the Japanese version of DS Cute gives you TWO saveslots and TWO hands and the ability to to be in a literal toxic lesbian best friendrriage with ultimate devilish mischievous blonde Harvest Moon Scum Woman i have no choice but to meet all of the Witch Princess’s super reasonable honey do list!!

so one of those fun little non negotiable requests from majo-sama is that you need to give her presents 10,000 times before she’ll even consider marrying you, even if you meet all the marriage requirements!

i don’t mean 10,000 items total— even if you give her a stack of 99 items, it only counts as +1 towards the “items given to witch” counter. you have to give her 10,000 items individually…

in normal gameplay (giving her 1 gift a day, accounting for the holidays when her house is closed) you’ll eventually reach 10,000 gifts!…in your 95th year!

you COULD give her 100 gifts a day every day and knock it out in less than a year, and this was my strategy at first! i quickly realized adding another tedious daily chore to a pile of tedious daily chores slowed the game loop to a crawl and splitting items out was really fucking annoying actually

on the other hand, in 5 IRL hours, you can just get it all done in one visit to her house and never worry about it ever again.

“wow, that sounds like a really great use of my limited time on god’s green earth! how can i too win my future wife’s heart through button mashing my fingers into a pulp?” you ask?

˚✧₊⁎optimized pro gamer technique for breaking your fingers yuri style!!٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶⁎⁺˳✧༚

you will need

dog (each time you show your pet, this adds +1 to the gift counter the same way a gift would)

the bottom screen should be the map screen (reduces loading time between conversations compared to having your rucksack open)

cast endurance on fingers (wait this is redundant, you saw yuri in the title…)

ideal but not required

sometimes when you enter her house, she’s facing the side and her walk cycle never starts. it’s great if you get this glitch because then you can just stand in place for the entire duration without having to look at the screen, and even like watch a movie or whatever while you do all this, instead of accidentally dropping your dog every time she walks to the other bookshelf

if you’re wondering “wait, doesn’t Witch Princess hate dogs and love cats? why are you showing her your dog?” you are absolutely correct! she yells at you to get that stupid beast away from her every time you show your dog to her! her FP goes down by 3 each time! however, since her response to the dog is shorter than her response to the cat, you end up saving like .6 seconds per conversation, saving over 1.5 hours total, so the dog is what she gets

anyway, in true Karen HM64 tradition, after being repeatedly harassed by having a dog she isn’t fond of shoved in her face ten thousand times in a row for like five hours straight, naturally this makes her want to marry you! who said good old fashioned courtly love is dead?!

* as a small note, if you care enough to keep track and give her an actual gift at the 10th, 100th, 1000th, and 10000th mark, you’ll get 4 of the limited Witch Photos early on, which each give you +1 sweet sweet farm degree points every day… honestly that’s not much, but the pain of being told “your hands are full soooo no reward for you lmaoooo sucks to be you” was too much to bear, so i kept track and used a normal present for the 10th, 100th, 1000th, and 10000th…

[corduroy-leggings]

⭐️Cosmic JSK⭐️

I wore this on the first day of school, since all I had to do was listen to an assembly.

My hair is getting so long!!! I usually have it up, but I think it's fun to have my hair down with this coord.

JSK: Angelic Pretty

Blouse: Taobao

Bow: Claire's

Moon pins: offbrand

[thediktatortot]

Sugar Daddy Modern AU Harringrove:

Steve has a lot of money from both the trust fund that was set up for him as a child and from truly delving into the offer his father gives him to work at his company.

He's good at what he does and he likes to thrill seek to spice up his life. Sailing, Skydiving, Hiking and even Caving once or twice.

He also loves the thrill of auctions.

He doesn't actually buy anything (often) because it's the thrill of not knowing whether or not the risky offer you place is going to be topped or not. Steve's lost his game on a few occasions, but never enough that it made him quit.

It's a raffle auction that does him in this time however, a pride event his father's company is holding to 'show their appreciation'. Steve hates these events if only because his father had always told Steve it would ruin him if it got out in the world that the CEO's son was a fag.

Still, that doesn't stop Steve from placing his bid on the company raffle, a "buy a date" game where one could win the chance to take the lucky person out for dinner.

It was all in the name of money of course, none of that money even going to the person who was getting the free date out of it. Every penny going to some charity for the local community.

He'd avoided his father's piercing eyes for the entire duration of the bidding, only being able to see the person who he would be 'taking on a date' from the waist down where they were sitting behind the curtain.

Steve fought with himself as he raised the bet, his eyes unable to look away from the thick legs that crossed and uncrossed nervously as they waited for the bidding to be over. It was probably the legs that made Steve feel like he needed to bid high, dropping some six figure number down after tentative tens of thousands were announced.

He could feel his father fuming. It was fine, Steve could technically afford it and that wasn't really the issue that was concerning his father much.

Steve didn't care what his father thought anyway, not when the curtain pulled back to reveal a man that looked like one of the men on the Marlboro magazines. He didn't have long to celebrate (or mourn) the bid as he had to go finalize the donation paperwork.

It was a few hours later when Steve finally got to meet the man he'd dropped an chunk of money down for, not that he was going to see this as some sort of romantic exchange for money. Steve didn't even think the guy was going to accept the offer for dinner, and if he did, he probably wouldn't want a second one.

Which was fine, Steve may have been a bit of a playboy in his life, but he'd never actually sought out men before. Besides, it felt icky to try and hit on a guy who you just technically paid for.

Why were corporate events so icky?

Billy, it turns out, is really out of his element. Steve can't help but tell him that it's fine if he doesn't want to go out to dinner, saying he honestly finds the whole thing a little creepy and just liked the fun of an auction.

[daftysaph]

Oh wow a pinned post

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[goodmorningevildoers]

An important reminder to mind your manners.

Fava beans are always in season somewhere.

[between-the-starss]

some photos and videos from the Renaissance Festival yesterday! i finally found my dream flower crown and felt like a hobbit ☺️🍂🧚🏻🍄