#queue that shit

[hassxandra]

Harry, thinking: It’s going to be fine, it’s just a minor crush.

Cassandra: Hi, Harry

Harry: I love you

[jades-vipers]

JESS LANGE

Vegetarian Internal fued with kelly conway Smuggled a canary Wants a bond with a falcon

[sapphicatm]

Imagine my six feet goddesses (Pamela Rabe & Sigourney Weaver) being in a movie where they tower over men, kick ass, & intimidate tf out of people.

[hassxandra]

Grizz: Scones are my second favourite thing to have in my mouth

Helena: Which is the first one?

Grizz: Sam’s di-

Helena: THE HOLY WORDS OF JESUS CHRIST CAN I GET AN AMEN

[hassxandra]

Harry: On a scale from one to ten, how mad are you at me right now?

Cassandra: Eight.

Harry, under his breath: I can do better

[hassxandra]

Kelly: I’m lesbian

Harry: I thought you were American

[hassxandra]

Harry: You’re pretty annoying.

Cassandra: Thank you

Harry: I just insulted you?

Cassandra: I’m only focused on the positive things in life now, so all I heard was “you’re pretty”.

[hassxandra]

Allie: *bursts into Cassandra’s room* HA! I KNEW YOU TWO WERE HAVING SEX!

Cassandra: We are? Harry, why didn’t you say something I would have put my book down.