#queue the robins

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tim to dick after damian’s attempts to murder him

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i am once again begging batcest shippers to cease from this plane of existence. i need all of you in the firey pits of hell expeditiously

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damian when bruce says he can’t drive the batmobile

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sorry but what the hell was 3x18? cause ... 😐😐

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probably unpopular hc

so i actualy think that tim and damian would be really good singers and this would cause them to bond a lil ((bc fuck tim’s n52/rebirth characterisation, damian and tim bond over the titans too)) but uhh here’s a hc no one asked for!!

• tim (and jason) visits the manor more than he’d like to admit i think

• mainly for alfred and bc bruce would have some huge ass music room which has a piano

• i also think tim would know how to play a lot of instruments because of his parents

• of course, tim could afford to get a keyboard in his own apartment,

• but the piano in the manor’s music room makes him think of his own Robin days when he’d play there

• and it reminds him of his parents who he of course truly misses even though they treated him like shite

• so on one coincidental day, tim happens to be in said music room playing the piano

• damian just so happens to be passing by and stops in the doorway bc at least drake is good for one thing

• but then he starts singing and damian doesn’t want to admit how surprised he was in that moment

• damian hates to admit that he loves the song tim sang more than the original artist

• (the song is temptation by greyson chance)

• a few weeks pass bc damian is a nervous bitch

• he demands tim learn a song with him but doesn’t give any other details

• “drake, you will play the piano for me later today. no objections.” “how’d you even know i play”

• tim obeys bc even though damian is annoying we all know he still loves him (deep deep deep down)

• so in another few weeks time, he and damian just play a shit ton of songs together un the music room

• before this damian had really only sung songs in arabic so this also gave them more time to bond, tim helping him with pronunciation and such

• on another fatefully coincidental day, jason just so happens to be at the manor while the two of them are together

• he records them singing (meridians by greyson chance) and shows literally everyone he knows

• the whole batfam, outlaws, roy and probably more have seen and saved the video

• steph uses it as blackmail and dick loves that the two of them can be in the same room without having a knife thrown

• alfred silently loves his boys and wishes they’d sing for him (but of course he wouldnt admit that verbally)

• bruce honestly doesn’t know what to say

• (but don’t think for a second that he doesn’t get a huge smile when he watches the video alone for the first time)

• damian sees the video on social media and he almost literally explodes because that’s only something for him and tim

• ((only at these singing times does damian actually use tim’s first name because through this he respects him a lot more than he did before))

• he blackmails jason but doesn’t actually do anything

• tim is a little embarrased at WE for the next few days but things like that don’t make him so upset

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....oh? how did i know they were gonna make jason and artemis date... because no series can just be platonic can it

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first jartemis now this..... literally can i get a Uh non forced hetero relationship bc damian [loves jon] does not need a love interest especially not her i dont even know her name!!

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psa

artemis of bana-mighdall is gay and loves akila!! jason todd is bisexual and loves roy harper!! thank you for tuning in