#qunt

[feral-ferengi]

Let's give it up for my favourite cunts💜🏳️‍🌈

[captainjimothy]

i am always thinking about trans brunt. if i start with a ferengi female--humiliated from birth, treated as less than an object--and i add transgenderism, and i sell that character to a husband while he's still in his teens, well, it's entirely possible that he kills his husband and steals his identity and burns his house down. or some other horrible accident, you know, it happens. so he claws his way into true success, obtaining a very powerful position, and he reaches his middle age with everything he's ever wanted and the scars to prove it.

he knows firsthand how cruel men can be to other men. he knows that his life is in constant jeopardy, because if someone needed blackmail material, it's all right there in the medical records. the only thing keeping him alive is the bribe he forks over to his doctor every month, and his ability to perform ferengi masculinity to the very letter at every moment of every day.

and then that character meets quark. a cis man, with a truly disgraceful set of family members: his father had no head for business, his mother is leading the women's rights movement, his brother used to be his sister and has married a non-ferengi on terms of equality and started a labor union with her, and his brother's son, now a damned starfleet cadet, was a daughter first. oh brunt, you remember that. you remember the brothers leaving ferenginar as fugitives with the child between them, setting up inside an active cardassian military base to protect themselves from men like you.

and it worked. they're fine. they're happy, even. they don't care about the rules anymore, the rules that would descend on you like a thousand hells if you put a toenail out of line.

quark, as the cis brother, is the only one you are at all capable of dealing with, but even this is infuriating. he may still profess to follow ferengi custom, but it's with very little genuine effort, and the end result is shamelessly, flagrantly disrespectful of every rule that hangs over your own head as a death sentence. yet he faces no consequences outside of his self-imposed exile, and even curries favor with ZEK, who has decided to FUCK HIS MOM.

and just to add insult to injury, you cannot ignore the fact that you desperately want to fuck him, which makes you feel like a girl even while you degrade him in your mind for being a faggot.

like. god. OF COURSE he's obsessed with shutting the bar down OF COURSE he can't stop coming back just to irritate quark OF COURSE he wants to buy quark's desiccated remains and would happily kill quark himself if needed.

[wisteriaclaw]

wait why is ds9's body parts actually the best episode of anything ever? and why is it so sexual tension rarepair style

[convenient-plot-device]

Image Description: The first image is a photo of a laptop sticker, reading DON'T QUIT. The two words are stacked on top of each other. DO and IT are in orange, and meant to be read, while NT and QU are in white and meant to be ignored. Read left to right based on color, it reads: DO IT / QUNT.

The second image is the meme format of Data and Lore facing each other in a corridor of the Enterprise. Data is labeled "Do It", while Lore is labeled with a screenshot of Quark leaning over Brunt in a somewhat intimate position. End ID.

[weyounbathwater]

okay we gotta admit "I have a thousand ways to defile your remains, wanna hear my favorites?" was gay. that was gay right? that was a gay thing to say.

[unholysails]

my personal quark romance timeline

quark and odo are divorced but still care about eachother

quark and brunt hate fuck through ds9

quark and ezri date for a lil while (after she and julian break up) until she leaves to be a starfleet captain

quark and natima are end game, quarks opens a bar on cardassia which garak and julian frequent

[various-things]

Made a qunt edit to "Iris" by Pastel Ghost.

[rogueyami]

Happy pride month to ds9: the gayest star trek 🌈