#quote without context

[marymcdivan]

Slash, ER, PWP, Missing scene, NC-17

[fuzzynecromancer]

You know, you can still get the sushi without peeing on something." "It's not the same.

One Day at a Time, Ep 11, without context

[garlicbreadthoughts]

I’m just out here funneling sprinkles into my pie-hole like a clown with a drug problem.

(Artist’s rendition because I was inspired. I will not be taking criticism on my art at this time thank you)

[aetherdecember]

Dr Strange: But we don’t talk about… *queue musical number*

[suchaspookyginger]

Maybe Avril Lavigne is Mothman

my bf

[bloodsoakedearmuffs]

Everyone gather up your teeth and line them up on the floor.

Shit I say at camp

[quotes-without-context]

Nap it and gap it

How to run away from your problems but get a well deserved rest first

[ohcheye]

i DON'T WANNA THINK ABOUT BEING EMBRACED IN HIS ARMS. NO.. NO. I must escape... TO SOMEWHERE WHERE THERE ARE NO ARMS.

This was in an old chat log between me and Dawn, and it just made me laugh. I can't control what I type.