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Boop me i double dog dare you

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Sherb asked me what our secret greeting should be and it was the first thing I could think of

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Me, introducing myself: Hi, I’m Name.

Person I just met: Hi, Nickname!

Me: 🫤

Why do people do this? If I introduce myself, I’m gonna use the name I wanna be called and I’ve never met anyone who doesn’t. I get that some people might be trying to make themselves seem familiar with you. However, by not listening to me in the first 10 seconds I met you, you automatically made me like you less.

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Sorry babe the cardigan stays ON during sex

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This account is about to turn into a Wicked account because I’ve seen it twice so far and oh man I have thoughtssss

Because I have so many thoughtssss, I think I will break them up into separate posts, some about the film and some about the new soundtrack.

Disclaimer: these thoughts will not be an attack on anyone’s performance, though some might be more nit-picky comments on artistic choices or differences between the stage show and the film. Needless to say, they are my personal opinions.

🩷💚

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About to get back on my wicked bullshit i mean broomstick 🧹

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I don’t get why people wear jewelry with their own names on it. Do they need a reminder of who they are? Or you really enjoy wearing name tags that much, huh?

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People be like “I tHoUgHt LaBuBu WaS sHoRt FoR lObOtOmY”

bitch

I thought it was code for labia…

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Some les mis fan out there got married on June 24, 2001 and I very much wish I could be their friend. That is the energy and level of commitment to the bit that I aspire to have in my life.

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🐦🦩❓

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Venmo is a wild app. One second you’re paying your friend back for lunch and the next you see the note on an old friend’s venmo transaction says “maternity photos” and now you’re spiraling thinking about what this person—who you haven’t spoken to since high school—has been up to all these years. Are they still with the same person they were dating back then? Statistics would say probably not but like what happened to that relationship? Who are they with now? How did they meet them? How’s it going? Did they get married? Must be going well enough if they’re paying for MATERNITY PHOTOS. But what if they are with their high school sweetheart? That would be so cute! Aw well shame I will never find out because it would be too weird to reach out and say “oh hey long time no see but I saw you pop up in my venmo feed and wanted to know what you’ve been up to…”

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When I was in college, I met a student from the Deep South™️ She was trying to be nice and said I should come visit her sometime and we could go take pictures in the cotton fields together. Because it’s so pretty there.

She was surprised when I told her how uncomfortable that suggestion made me and didn’t seem to understand why I wouldn’t want to go take cute photos in a place directly tied to one of the United States’ biggest atrocities.

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If we can all agree to call Robert Prevost by his new chosen name of Leo XIV then we can all call trans people by their chosen names. It’s not hard.

[xanaxnguns]

shut up tranny, don't mix your stupid speech with something you don't know a damn about

Popes change their names to represent new life, new command, new government. Not because they are spoiled weirdos

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“Popes change their names to represent new life, new command, new government”? Oh so you mean the name represents their TRANSITION? The TRANSfer of papal powers to the new pope? You mean the conclave TRANSpired and now the new pope has been chosen? Do you think the new pope’s influence will be TRANSformative for the church?

The only weirdos here are the ones in complete denial of the similarities.

[xanaxnguns]

Pope is the representation of Holy Spirit. Stop trying to put "TRANS" in everything. You as a trans should know that your kind of identify yourself is completely different to Pope. it's kinda, obviously????? I don't really care if you are trans or not, but stop trying to put "TRANS" in everything, nobody will approve you guys if you keep doing this.

And stop trying to mix a sin with the Holy Pope.

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The way this reads like a bot wrote it lmao

And just a quick reminder for the other bots playing along at home that the history of sin within the leadership roles of the catholic church is long and storied and goes all the way to the top.

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If we can all agree to call Robert Prevost by his new chosen name of Leo XIV then we can all call trans people by their chosen names. It’s not hard.

[xanaxnguns]

shut up tranny, don't mix your stupid speech with something you don't know a damn about

Popes change their names to represent new life, new command, new government. Not because they are spoiled weirdos

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“Popes change their names to represent new life, new command, new government”? Oh so you mean the name represents their TRANSITION? The TRANSfer of papal powers to the new pope? You mean the conclave TRANSpired and now the new pope has been chosen? Do you think the new pope’s influence will be TRANSformative for the church?

The only weirdos here are the ones in complete denial of the similarities.

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If we can all agree to call Robert Prevost by his new chosen name of Leo XIV then we can all call trans people by their chosen names. It’s not hard.

[partypuppy-nastja]

"BuT ThAt'S DiFfErEnT"

"Why Popes change their names: In the early centuries of Christianity many Popes changed their names because their original names were of pagan origin."

I don't know, that sounds a lot like it's because their birth name represented something they didn't identify with, and so they chose a new name to represent more accurately where they actually stand

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If we can all agree to call Robert Prevost by his new chosen name of Leo XIV then we can all call trans people by their chosen names. It’s not hard.

[quinntheestallion]

Genuinely in 2025, who is not calling trans people by their chosen name. Even the hardened terfs call TIMs by their girl-names. JKR, mother of terfs, calls the British white trans woman who is always beefing with her "India". Like nobody cares. Like even your biggest ops for the most part respect your names yet still whining.

[anti-terf-association-deactivat]

When fallout comes from teachers using (or refusing to use) students' preferred names

Backlash has erupted after Florida district fired a high school teacher who used student's preferred name without the parents' explicit perm

One month ago.

Fuck off

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If we can all agree to call Robert Prevost by his new chosen name of Leo XIV then we can all call trans people by their chosen names. It’s not hard.

[rythyme]

this is literally how the seattle times reported on it

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If we can all agree to call Robert Prevost by his new chosen name of Leo XIV then we can all call trans people by their chosen names. It’s not hard.

[gendiebrainrotreceipts]

Oh my god you will literally make anything about yourselves

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Catholics? Yes they will.

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If we can all agree to call Robert Prevost by his new chosen name of Leo XIV then we can all call trans people by their chosen names. It’s not hard.