if we die

"we die cool" || Ang(e) || 31 | queer | any pronouns | Jew || mostly fandom; link click currently owns my ass || my linktree ||

[suchaspookyginger]

i have two finals and a final paper all due today so i probably won’t be able to make anything 😭😭 have this in the meantime!

Happy 4 years, Link Click!!!!!!

[suchaspookyginger]

Happy 5 years to the most show ever!!!

[apolladay]

Bullying Victims, If you were to discover that you bullied and/or contributed to the bullying of someone else, would you ever aceept that you caused them harm, furthermore would you ask your hypothetical victim for forgiveness?

Yes/Yes

Yes/No

No/Yes

No/No

Nuance?

Results

Remaining time: 6 days 14 hours

[bisexualbaker]

Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!

[bisexualbaker]

If Tumblr is still here next July 19th, I fully expect this post to obliterate my activity feed.

[reachperfection]

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version

[mommahoney]

Lying Liars

YES!

[gaeliclass]

Law to make it illegal to lie in elections passed in Senedd

Welsh parliament agrees law to outlaw lying in future Senedd election campaigns.

[katiedingo]

I had to check this wasn’t The Onion

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

[riannafinch]

somebody put this in a time capsule because it is so important that future generations see this

[ryan-sometimes]

It’s strange being a Gen Z lesbian with body confidence when I have a mom who’s still enslaved to 90s heroin chic. I’ve been hitting the gym lately, and I just outgrew my leather jacket. I told my mom and she acted like it was something terrible and assured me I’d lose the weight again. And I was like no. This is a good thing. I want to be a hot lesbian with jacked shoulders wtf are you on about

[ryan-sometimes]

My mom hits the gym exclusively to lose weight. She’s never picked up a dumbbell. Her hour at the gym is spent on the bicycle machine and treadmill. It’s just the Weight Loss Headquarters to her.

The fact I go to the gym, spend an hour weight training, and go home without stepping on the scale is incomprehensible. She’s like what. You’re going to the Weight Loss HQ and not losing weight?!!!

She can’t fathom that when I’m cooking or working out, being skinny never crosses my mind as a goal. It’s genuinely crazy to her that being thin isn’t my biggest dream in life

[apolladay]

How often in the last year did you experience vertigo* and do you have a vestibular disorder**? *A sensation of self-motion when no self-motion is occuring, not including dizziness.

Daily/few times a week; yes

Few times a month; yes

Once/few times a year; yes

Not at all; yes

Daily/almost daily then long vertigo-free periods; yes

A pattern not listed above; yes

Daily/few times a week; no

Few times a month; no

Once/few times a year; no

Not at all; no

Daily/almost daily then long vertigo-free periods; no

A pattern not listed above; no

Remaining time: 6 days 7 hours

**See the International Classification of Vestibular Disorders [link].

[allcops]

“The police spend very little of their time dealing with violent criminals—indeed, police sociologists report that only about 10% of the average police officer’s time is devoted to criminal matters of any kind. Most of the remaining 90% is spent dealing with infractions of various administrative codes and regulations: all those rules about how and where one can eat, drink, smoke, sell, sit, walk, and drive. If two people punch each other, or even draw a knife on each other, police are unlikely to get involved. Drive down the street in a car without license plates, on the other hand, and the authorities will show up instantly, threatening all sorts of dire consequences if you don’t do exactly what they tell you. The police, then, are essentially just bureaucrats with weapons. Their main role in society is to bring the threat of physical force—even, death—into situations where it would never have been otherwise invoked, such as the enforcement of civic ordinances about the sale of untaxed cigarettes.”

— An excerpt from Ferguson & the Criminalization of American Life by David Graeber (via actjustly)

[bluering8]

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

[smokingchagga]

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[treecitysessions]

[radiofreederry]

Sounds hot

[thatgoblinjess]

[adventureo]

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

[rockergiirl]

check out my next stoner metal ep, featuring such classics as:

Marijuanification

Complete Derangement

Stoned Sex Drive

Derangement Manifests a Literal Sex Demon

Monstrum Incarnate

Narcotic Parody of Sex

[edjicatrydau-deactivated2026012]

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is

[ot3]

even if trans women did have a notable advantage in sports i wouldnt give a fuuuuuuuuck. wahhhhh wahhh what if minorities start playing games too good! society could crumble! we just have no choice but to unperson them to avoid that from happening. absolute loser behavior.

[raptorific]

[poprocksromance]

A cautionary tale about the growing literacy crisis

[utopians]

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

[frogandtoadpdf]

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

[lakevida]