#raaptordad

[wheremermaidsdwell]

raaptordad replied to your post:raaptordad replied to your post: “while...

sif is just laying her head on the table and cackling she cant even sit up from laughing. its all too much. midgardians try so hard but they have no idea

someone is def like on the floor dying during this conversation. Sif is already done with her first bottle of wine and has to order her second through hand gestures bc she’s laughing so hard. Thor is so pleased with himself.

 i feel like ‘tales about midgard’ is one of their instant laughter topics. Sif gets to join in too sometimes ‘i called their ship a flying boat and they fucking took me seriously oh my g o  d these mortals’ 

[wheremermaidsdwell]

raaptordad replied to your post: “while steve’s ‘thor are you drugging me’ face is up there the actual...”:

i love this so very much. thor's drinkin a light beer and everyone thinks hes hardcore.

i like to think of Thor retelling this description to Sif and the Warriors Three and all of them are just CRYING with laughter bc it makes no sense and has like 3 jokes in it. 

oHG GOD NEW DECISION: he literally went and found some stash of asgardian alcohol that they left there as teens and that is what he’s drinking. 

[ladyofwar]

raaptordad

replied to your post: I’m going to get on my high horse here for a...

oh my goddddddd i totally understand like!!! i cant even put it in words rn, because i just watched a v emotional episode of criminal minds but like!!!!!!! i feel this so hard jesus

It’s not aimed at anyone in particular, but a lot of the people I follow love Jane, and I honestly don’t think they even realize what they’re doing, but it’s gotten to the point that I just can’t look at it anymore. I’m sick of it popping up on my dash and slapping me in the face, and I don’t want to do a mass unfollowing, but it’s really getting to that point because there’s only so much blacklisting you can do. 

[ladyofwar]

raaptordad replied to your post “Because it’s my birthday, and it’s actually a picture I don’t hate....”

you're beautiful! happy birthday sweetheart<3

Thank you, my dear! <3

[wheremermaidsdwell]

raaptordad replied to your post:raaptordad replied to your post: More Thorsif AU...

I LOVE THORSIF ROMCOM SHIT. i would rewrite every rom com to be thorsif just watch me

also since i kno u love single parent aus 

they remeet (or i guess first time meet I LOVE CHILDHOOD FRIENDS EVENTUALLY FINDING LOVE OKAY) with their kids in kindergarden (bc more bbs more cutes) Thor had a v messy divorce with amora meanwhile sif lost her husband/partner/whichever like two years before bc i like pain and also using eric masterson. 

Thor is picking up his kid for the first time (new school or custody rules whatever) and doesn’t know where he’s going and sif directs him and wow look at that their kids are in the same class so they chit chat as they wait

requisite subtle trying to figure out if the other is single too and slow tentative friendship to dating and at least one date interrupted by a precious small child.  much balancing of life and kids and cute parenting

[wheremermaidsdwell]

raaptordad replied to your post: More Thorsif AU ideas: My best friends wedding AU...

i need this in my life

sif in a wedding dress finally pouring her heart out to thor after chapters of her worrying in her head and being tongue tied trying to talk about anything thor related and it’s storming and they’re both soaked and thor couldn’t be more relieved to hear that she returns his feelings