#race poll

[i-can-kazoo]

Are jews white?

Jews are white (I'm jewish)

Jews are not white (I'm jewish)

Jews are white (I'm a goy)

Jews are not white (I'm a goy)

Voting ended onJan 24, 2025

For the purposes of this poll, consider yourself jewish if you are undertaking the conversion process.

Also for the purposes of this poll: if you would like to apply nuance to your answer, feel free to do so in reblogs, tags, replies, or even in my inbox, and vote according to the answer that most closely aligns with your nuanced take.

PLEASE REBLOG FOR MORE VOTES

[apolladay]

What is your race?

White

Black

Asian

Indigenous

Pacific Islander

North American/European

Do you see what I'm doing here?

Don't get it / never had to fill out a form while being latino button

What is your race?

White

Black

Asian

Indigenous

Pacific Islander

North American/European

Do you see what I'm doing here?

Don't get it / never had to fill out a form while being latino button

Voting ended onMar 21

[tetrabytez]

It's been too long since we've had a derby, so, I present to you...

The Great Yuletide Derby of 2k23!

There must be a race in honor of everyone who made it through this shitfuckingawful year!

There will be no prophesying or taunting of the happy fun ball for 2024, but there SHALL be bets on our beloved horses!

YOU KNOW THE DRILL! YOU VOTE FOR THE HORSE YOU WANT TO WIN! Whichever horse has the most votes will receive lots of...

Fresh Carrots! 🥕

Cold and Crisp Granny Smith Apples! 🍏

Heaps of Grain! 🌾

...and whichever horse has the LEAST amount of votes will be sent to the plinko machine sprawling green valleys for an early retirement!

On your mark... get set... GO!

🐎 Honse VIII

🐎 Plinko Horse Sr.

🐎 Plinko Horse Jr.

🐎 Whorse Nightmare

🐎 Colt and Pepper

🐎 Mane Event

🐎 No Name

🐎 My divorced wife's horse who I never bothered to learn the name of

🐎 BUCK YOU

🐎 Potoooooooo

🐎 I'm running out of manes

🪰 the stupid and goddamn huge ass horse fly that won't stop FUCKING biting you

Voting ended onJan 4, 2024

LET THE RACE BEGIN!

[Reblog to break containment or YOU will be sent to the plinko machine]

[jumpingpools]

who will win the race?

🦕

🦖

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2025

[petitefleuriste]

It’s been over a year… let’s do another race… ready, set, go 📣 Reblog if you raced so the maximum amount of people vote!!

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🐎

🐎

🐎

🐎

🐎

🐎

Voting ended onDec 5, 2024

Why do I love these!

[unicornicopia1]

Idk if this has been done yet but I’m doing a rat race!

🐁

🐀

Voting ended onAug 3, 2023

[the-motan]

face (fish race)

🦈

🐠

🐡

🐟

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2023

[apolladay]

Poll idea:

Let's make a deer with a radio and a TV race and see who wins!

📻🦌

📺

Place your bets now, and h̴͓̕ã̵͓v̵̨̇e̶̪͗ ̴̜͗f̴̟͆u̸̩͛n̴̝̈́.̴̖̈́. (translation for accessibility: have fun).

Let's make a deer with a radio and a TV race and see who wins!

📻🦌

📺

Voting ended onDec 25, 2025

Place your bets now, and h̴͓̕ã̵͓v̵̨̇e̶̪͗ ̴̜͗f̴̟͆u̸̩͛n̴̝̈́.̴̖̈́. (translation for accessibility: have fun).