I'm here to introduce my insane theory as long as we don't have the final of s2 yet and can entertain ourselves just a little bit.
=> I oficially believe that alastor and vox might actually be secret allies right bloody now and that's why.
first of all, why the fuck not? all we know about alastor is that the guy desires power and prepared to do many crazy things to get it, such as selling his freaking soul. now, is being controlled by rosie 24/7 so much better than teaming with vox? doubt so. he put up with the hotel shit for a YEAR, he had to film commercials, fight for the little gang and listen to all the songs. and compare, being vox's CAPTIVE he's having the time of his life. he doesn't need to hide his real personality, he might be killing and eating raw deers at a business meeting and vox would look at him like it's all he ever wanted in his life, which is quite true, by the way, but I'm getting carried away.
so there's noting that bad in teaming with a powerful dude. now, we know, he rejected vox years ago. he did, no matter that the reasons were, but I've watched it for like a thousand times by now, and so many ppl mentioned that at the very first moment alastor reacts suprised, his smile stays genuine for a second or two, later he HIDES his face's expression and only then turns into I-love-humiliations-dude. and I definetly ain't buying that it was 100% ideological, no friends in hell, all the shit. he is a mister lets-make-a-deal, why didn't he take advantage of this for himself?
and now, there's this little nice touch with vox proposing angel as a spy, and val puts it like it's impossible, and by the time he's communicating with angel again we have already forgotten this idea ever existed. so we're led to believe that alastor cannot teammate with vox cuz he already rejected him? weeeeell, the fact that the plan to make angel a spy was initially rejected did not prevent it from being implemented anyway.
and that's more, alastor says "a tantrum you threw after, now, that was entertainment". so while the most logical assumption would be that after being humiliated like that vox would just freak out and run away from there that very second, the fact is that BOTH of them stayed there in the bar DISCUSSING this shit? vox threwing a tantrum and alator listening to it?
I say there are chances that at some point, maybe not that exact moment, but later, they had an agreement. they lived in the same city for... the Bar Scene was 70 years ago, minus 7 years, that leaves us with a 63 years of their history we know BLOODY NOTHING about. and they interacted, they definetly were. "you're still pissed off he almost beat you that time?" says val at the beginning of stayed gone. "he owes us much more than money"...
moving forward, now, why al and vox would act as rivals with each other, why stayed gone, why they never communicated secretly with each other? well, and rosie and alastor, did they? not in the slightest. and yet here we are, knowing they've been hiding their relationship so successfully. and vox and al never were really alone, even in s2ep4 there's somehow valentino wathing them, at it has been pointed out that he's been listening from the start. and if you wanna fool someone, the greatest caution should be exercised with those who are closest to you, who are val and vel.
now, and here I am really going nuts, vox says "I gotta send a message (of who's really in charge of things now)". alastor's comeback was some sort of a sign to vox he had to reply to? as crazy as this sounds, I just love overthinking stuff as you might have already noticed.
and there's always more. vox didn't hurt alastor LIKE AT ALL. he only tears the threads on alastor's wound, which alastor stitches back together with his magic in about the same fucking second. they pretend to fight, but all they really do is pressing each other against different surfaces such as a table, a wall, an office chair and eyefucking intensely.
and alastor says "right according to plan", he doesn't say "right according to MY plan".
and just to sum up, I mean COMEEE OOON NOW, they are literally MADE FOR each other, they never been more human than with each other, and that "love saves everything and everyone" IS KINDA THE DODDAMN POINT OF THE SHOW. charlie and vaggie, Im not even commenting. pentious was redeemed and his lovestory with cherry had a huge role in that. angel is closest to redemption than anyone because of husk. husk is overcoming his addictions thanks to angel.
but losing their love makes characters weak (like lucifer missing lilith) or outraged (like lute) or freaking insane (like vox). and I will never buy the idea of vox having any real feelings for val, they're just friends with benefits. and val gets offended only when he realises alastor for vox is so much more than that, cuz if it was just physical, vox would have already fucked the brains out of alastor right on that chair.
and all those speculations about a way to stop vox... there's one, tied up to a chair and grinning like he has just stolen bloody christmas. just make alastor do this, and he would stop vox with ONE conversation. and those two should just fuck already, what, am I wrong?
I ain't insisting on any of this shit and do not proclaim it to be canon even in my point of view, cause it all is sweet as fuck and will look pathetic when al will come to destroy vox. shipping radiostatic causes addiction, mental diseases, inability to see red&blue objects, procrastination, world wars, global warming and attracts aliens. you better consult a specialist. or don't, how would I know. have some fucking fun, our days are numbered and the apocalypse begins next wednesday